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The Third Man wrote:I'm going with a handjob dark horse.
Nobody really gets handjobs.

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That's why it's a dark horse.

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G. Keenan wrote:
The Third Man wrote:I'm going with a handjob dark horse.
Nobody really gets handjobs.

not true

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G. Keenan wrote:
The Third Man wrote:I'm going with a handjob dark horse.
Nobody really gets handjobs.

What does this mean?

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G. Keenan wrote:
The Third Man wrote:I'm going with a handjob dark horse.
Nobody really gets handjobs.
Oh, it's happened in my adult life. Beware. They're out there.

The chafing....the chafing

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lukethedrifter wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:
The Third Man wrote:I'm going with a handjob dark horse.
Nobody really gets handjobs.

What does this mean?
It means how often in your adult life have you gotten a hand job? Hand jobs are for fumbling teenagers. Why would I want something that I can do to myself (and better)?

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G. Keenan wrote:
lukethedrifter wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:
The Third Man wrote:I'm going with a handjob dark horse.
Nobody really gets handjobs.

What does this mean?
It means how often in your adult life have you gotten a hand job? Hand jobs are for fumbling teenagers. Why would I want something that I can do to myself (and better)?
any time a hot chick wants to touch your weiner... you let her

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omaha_red wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:
lukethedrifter wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:
The Third Man wrote:I'm going with a handjob dark horse.
Nobody really gets handjobs.

What does this mean?
It means how often in your adult life have you gotten a hand job? Hand jobs are for fumbling teenagers. Why would I want something that I can do to myself (and better)?
any time a hot chick wants to touch your weiner... you let her
True, but it's not really something that happens early (or ever, due to geen's explanation) in adult relationships.

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cardsfansince82 wrote:
omaha_red wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:
lukethedrifter wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:
The Third Man wrote:I'm going with a handjob dark horse.
Nobody really gets handjobs.

What does this mean?
It means how often in your adult life have you gotten a hand job? Hand jobs are for fumbling teenagers. Why would I want something that I can do to myself (and better)?
any time a hot chick wants to touch your weiner... you let her
True, but it's not really something that happens early (or ever, due to geen's explanation) in adult relationships.
you guys just haven't met the right chick

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