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Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?
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That's why it's a dark horse.
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Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?
G. Keenan wrote:Nobody really gets handjobs.The Third Man wrote:I'm going with a handjob dark horse.
not true
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G. Keenan wrote:Nobody really gets handjobs.The Third Man wrote:I'm going with a handjob dark horse.
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Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?
Oh, it's happened in my adult life. Beware. They're out there.G. Keenan wrote:Nobody really gets handjobs.The Third Man wrote:I'm going with a handjob dark horse.
The chafing....the chafing
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Re: Rant: Where's Cronos' hookup thread?
It means how often in your adult life have you gotten a hand job? Hand jobs are for fumbling teenagers. Why would I want something that I can do to myself (and better)?lukethedrifter wrote:G. Keenan wrote:Nobody really gets handjobs.The Third Man wrote:I'm going with a handjob dark horse.
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any time a hot chick wants to touch your weiner... you let herG. Keenan wrote:It means how often in your adult life have you gotten a hand job? Hand jobs are for fumbling teenagers. Why would I want something that I can do to myself (and better)?lukethedrifter wrote:G. Keenan wrote:Nobody really gets handjobs.The Third Man wrote:I'm going with a handjob dark horse.
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True, but it's not really something that happens early (or ever, due to geen's explanation) in adult relationships.omaha_red wrote:any time a hot chick wants to touch your weiner... you let herG. Keenan wrote:It means how often in your adult life have you gotten a hand job? Hand jobs are for fumbling teenagers. Why would I want something that I can do to myself (and better)?lukethedrifter wrote:G. Keenan wrote:Nobody really gets handjobs.The Third Man wrote:I'm going with a handjob dark horse.
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you guys just haven't met the right chickcardsfansince82 wrote:True, but it's not really something that happens early (or ever, due to geen's explanation) in adult relationships.omaha_red wrote:any time a hot chick wants to touch your weiner... you let herG. Keenan wrote:It means how often in your adult life have you gotten a hand job? Hand jobs are for fumbling teenagers. Why would I want something that I can do to myself (and better)?lukethedrifter wrote:G. Keenan wrote:Nobody really gets handjobs.The Third Man wrote:I'm going with a handjob dark horse.
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