being single

[cardinalkarp]

So I just went to craigslist to see if there was anything on there and stumbled into this beauty:

who wants to spend the holidays alone? i am lonley and want to have someone to show the family. come have fun with everyone then i will [expletive] your brains out. i am a full figured woman and your personality matters more than your looks. don't be afraid to e-mail me. you never know

See and you thought you'd have trouble finding a new girl.

[lukethedrifter]

Two things.

1) maybe she has a drinking problem. not all problem drinkers drink all the time. for some it just leads them to do foolish and hurtful things. otherwise I'd suggest, like others have before, that it's an insecurity issue that you cannot fix

2)

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[omaha_red]

So why are you feeling so sorry for yourself?

that wasn't very nice.. the dude's hurtin' right now..

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

That's an awesome song.

Here's another one:

So for 25 years I've wondered if you are out there. As of right now I'm thinking no is the answer, but i'll give this a shot. I've been told I come off as rude or jaded, I just don't like to waste time. I have standards, this is something most people don't have anymore. Here is a list of things I look for. Others need not apply

-a job. i'm talking a real job where there is room for advancement, not standing at the local gas station for the rest of your life. I want someone with ambition, not just settling to pay their bills for right now.

-a house or apartment. playing world of warcraft in your mama's basement doesn't count a an apartment. I can deal with waking roomates up, but not grandma or mama. this is a complete deal breaker.

-a car. yes gas is going down but im not schleping your lazy butt everywhere. i don't care if it's a nice car, but gets to point a to b. if you have a truck, im yours. im a sucker for a guy in a truck.

-30 or under. i don't have a daddy complex and i don't find myself attracted to older guys or "silver foxes" so you email that says "i know i'm to old" won't work, so don't send it. ive met very few men over age 30 that i am kinda attracted to but i doubt you will be that guy since you are not George Clooney or Julian McMann.

i have all of the above, i'm not some picky woman asking for something when i can't even deliver. i'm going to be 25 in december and looking to date and i am looking for a relationship. im not looking to hook up a couple times just to have you tell me your are not looking for anything serious. i don't waste time and i don't have time to waste. i'm not a jealous person or someone who has to be around you all the time. im independent and i like my "me time." i've always been cool with the guys because my humor is not prissy at all. i love superbad and any film like that. i like dressing up and looking good but not prissy or "NWA girl" type at all. I have always been the girl that guys invite on guys night out. i'm not going to post pics on here because i don't want freaks to download me. If i havn't scared you off completly, then congrats, you are strong enough to date me.

This girl sounds interesting. Should I email her and see if she wants to get fall down drunk with me tonight and tell her i have a truck...

[Leroy]

To recap the standards:

Job
Car
House
<30

Very hard to find these winners out there.

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

To recap the standards:

Job
Car
House
<30

Very hard to find these winners out there.

I was waiting to be disqualified somehow. Then I would have felt really bad....being turned down by a craigslist advertisement for dates.

[cardinalkarp]

So why are you feeling so sorry for yourself?

that wasn't very nice.. the dude's hurtin' right now..

It just seems weird to me that he keeps saying how badly he wants to have his girlfriend back but he's the one that broke up w/ her.

I would be really pissed at her for obviously hitting on guys in front of me to rile me up but I'm not sure if I would cut all ties w/ her because of that. Especially if I was feeling that way he says he is (seems to be regretting the decision).

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

So why are you feeling so sorry for yourself?

that wasn't very nice.. the dude's hurtin' right now..

It just seems weird to me that he keeps saying how badly he wants to have his girlfriend back but he's the one that broke up w/ her.

I would be really pissed at her for obviously hitting on guys in front of me to rile me up but I'm not sure if I would cut all ties w/ her because of that. Especially if I was feeling that way he says he is (seems to be regretting the decision).

not really regretting....just wish it didn't have to be done.

[cardinalkarp]

I'm guessing you've tried to talk to her about these issues before then?

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

Okay, I don't know what this lady is looking for, but if she needs to learn how to pleasure a guy, I could do that.

Please help me, I cannot satisfy my husband. I do not have the skills nor do I know how to develope them. I need a woman to teach me not only the way to make him happy but also to explore the bi-side of life as well. I want to be happy and make him happy at the same time. Please, this is no joke so do not reply unless you have a picture. He travels quite a bit so we can provide some weekend escapes for fun and pleasure.