button fly

[maddash]

Why do I get the feeling that guys who hate the button fly also can't unhook a woman's bra (drunk of sober).

The zipper displaces the button and a man lacks just that much time to think while dressing at dawn, a philosophical hour, and thus a melancholy hour.
-Ray Bradbury

[TimeForGuinness]

Why do I get the feeling that guys who hate the button fly also can't unhook a woman's bra (drunk of sober).

You're wrong...one handed even with the shirt on...suck it high-and-mighty-wine-drinker-boy



button fly jeans just suck

[maddash]

Why do I get the feeling that guys who hate the button fly also can't unhook a woman's bra (drunk of sober).

You're wrong...one handed even with the shirt on...suck it high-and-mighty-wine-drinker-boy



button fly jeans just suck

I'm not sure if knowing how to unhook a bra, but not rehook your own pants is something to take pride in though.

[omaha_red]

Why do I get the feeling that guys who hate the button fly also can't unhook a woman's bra (drunk of sober).

You're wrong...one handed even with the shirt on...suck it high-and-mighty-wine-drinker-boy



button fly jeans just suck

same here.. one hand.. shirt on..

and yes..

suck it capt. imbetterthaneveryonethativenevermetonabaseballmessageboard

[G. Keenan]

Why do I get the feeling that guys who hate the button fly also can't unhook a woman's bra (drunk of sober).

Cause you're full of crap.

[maddash]

But you guys are seriously complaining about how hard it is to button your own pants - don't you see how absurd that sounds? YOUR OWN PANTS!!!

What's next, a rant about tying shoes?!

What the hell is wrong with you people?!

[I'm actually trying to turn one of you into the new ToughGuyBlueShirt with these posts... and I know I'm getting damn close]

[Fat_Bulldog]

Why are you guys being so mean to mad?

[ghostrunner]

I once had a big laugh over someone ranting about this in a department store. I was in a changing room and this guy who was in the same area with his wife takes some things into the room next to mine. He was about 55 or so and heavyset, with a Minnesota accent like in Fargo, but whinier.

He goes "Aaachh.... Helen. They've got a button on the fly."

"What?"

"The fly. They've got a GD button on the fly. Why would they....agh. My gosh."

"Do you want me to look for another pair?"

"(SIgh) No. I'm coming out. Goddamnit."

[maddash]

I once had a big laugh over someone ranting about this in a department store. I was in a changing room and this guy who was in the same area with his wife takes some things into the room next to mine. He was about 55 or so and heavyset, with a Minnesota accent like in Fargo, but whinier.

He goes "Aaachh.... Helen. They've got a button on the fly."

"What?"

"The fly. They've got a GD button on the fly. Why would they....agh. My gosh."

"Do you want me to look for another pair?"

"(SIgh) No. I'm coming out. Goddamnit."

That's absolutely hilarious.

[TimeForGuinness]

But you guys are seriously complaining about how hard it is to button your own pants - don't you see how absurd that sounds? YOUR OWN PANTS!!!

It's like trying to button the cuffs on a shirt...it's just awkward