button fly

omaha_red · Post by **omaha_red** » March 25 08, 11:26 am

i hate stupid button fly pants.. they're dumb and stupid and i wish they were never born

G. Keenan · Post by **G. Keenan** » March 25 08, 11:30 am

Agreed. I have no idea why they exist. I have two pairs of button fly jeans and they annoy me every time.

omaha_red · Post by **omaha_red** » March 25 08, 11:34 am

G. Keenan wrote:Agreed. I have no idea why they exist. I have two pairs of button fly jeans and they annoy me every time.

i don't get it.. is it fashion? cause you can't even see the buttons..
i hate them.

ThatGuy · Post by **ThatGuy** » March 25 08, 11:35 am

I'm wearing button fly pants right now. They're the first pair I've ever had, and they're not even the snap button kind. It takes way too long to button/unbutton.

Fat_Bulldog · Post by **Fat_Bulldog** » March 25 08, 11:36 am

I have these.

G. Keenan · Post by **G. Keenan** » March 25 08, 11:42 am

ThatGuy wrote:I'm wearing button fly pants right now. They're the first pair I've ever had, and they're not even the snap button kind. It takes way too long to button/unbutton.

The worst is when you're out drinking and you break the seal. They get extra annoying when you're having to pee every 20 minutes. You're standing at the urinal fiddling with your fly for 5 minutes every time looking like a retard.

omaha_red wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:Agreed. I have no idea why they exist. I have two pairs of button fly jeans and they annoy me every time.
i don't get it.. is it fashion? cause you can't even see the buttons..
i hate them.

I guess, but like you said, you can't see the buttons. Maybe they make the crotch less bulgy or something? I really don't know why they are made.

Cronos · Post by **Cronos** » March 25 08, 11:56 am

GEORGE: (bursting out of the bathroom, fumbling with his fly) Button fly!

Why do they put buttons on a fly? It takes ten minutes to get these

things open!

JERRY: I like the button fly.

GEORGE: (incredulous) What?

JERRY: That is one place on my wardrobe I do not need sharp interlocking

metal teeth. It’s like a mink trap down there.

Popeye_Card · Post by **Popeye_Card** » March 25 08, 12:13 pm

G. Keenan wrote:
I guess, but like you said, you can't see the buttons. Maybe they make the crotch less bulgy or something? I really don't know why they are made.

I believe they were originally made for cowboys, but then they re-entered the popular lexicon when 501 jeans became popular again in ~ the late 80's.

I don't mind them once you get a system down for re-buttoning.

TimeForGuinness · Post by **TimeForGuinness** » March 25 08, 12:13 pm

I hate the button fly...when i'm drunk, i can't seem to rebutton it correctly...so either i'm a button off and my pants look stupid, or i just give up and walk around with my fly open.

I hate the button fly

TFG Rant Approved

omaha_red · Post by **omaha_red** » March 25 08, 12:25 pm

TimeForGuinness wrote:I hate the button fly...when i'm drunk, i can't seem to rebutton it correctly...so either i'm a button off and my pants look stupid, or i just give up and walk around with my fly open.

I hate the button fly

TFG Rant Approved

and then you get the ones that are just simply hard to rebutton no matter when
you're doing it.. the whole is too small or too stiff.. button fly pants should be murdered.

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