Rant: Turkey Bacon

[lukethedrifter]

Someone tried to pass this abomination off as bacon to me once. Apparently they think my taste buds just fell off the turnip truck.

Bad taste, bad texture, what more could a guy want?

[Fat_Bulldog]

I support and approve this message.

[Sutter'sBeard]

Bacon should never be screwed with. It should never be good for you.

[Popeye_Card]

I like the taste and texture of turkey bacon better. Not that pork is bad, but I prefer turkey. They should be treated as two seperate-but-equal greasy, tasty foods.

[lukethedrifter]

I like the taste and texture of turkey bacon better. Not that pork is bad, but I prefer turkey. They should be treated as two seperate-but-equal greasy, tasty foods.

Take it back.

[Popeye_Card]

I like the taste and texture of turkey bacon better. Not that pork is bad, but I prefer turkey. They should be treated as two seperate-but-equal greasy, tasty foods.

Take it back.

I refuse.

I love a good turkey bacon, lettuce, tomato, and ranch sandwich on toast. And I like to make StL style pizza at home with turkey bacon and green olives.

[lukethedrifter]

I like the taste and texture of turkey bacon better. Not that pork is bad, but I prefer turkey. They should be treated as two seperate-but-equal greasy, tasty foods.

Take it back.

I refuse.

I love a good turkey bacon, lettuce, tomato, and ranch sandwich on toast. And I like to make StL style pizza at home with turkey bacon and green olives.

You must have gotten some real bacon that was mispackaged. Green olives and bacon sounds incredible.

[clake]

Trader Joe's actually has some very good turkey bacon... I love to eat pig but I've had to sacrifice having pork in the house having a jewish girlfriend, whom I live with... I really don't miss it with the Trader Joe's turkey bacon... the real stuff is fair game if I'm eating breakfast out though.