Someone tried to pass this abomination off as bacon to me once. Apparently they think my taste buds just fell off the turnip truck.
Bad taste, bad texture, what more could a guy want?
Rant: Turkey Bacon
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Re: Rant: Turkey Bacon
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Re: Rant: Turkey Bacon
Bacon should never be screwed with. It should never be good for you.
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I like the taste and texture of turkey bacon better. Not that pork is bad, but I prefer turkey. They should be treated as two seperate-but-equal greasy, tasty foods.
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Take it back.Popeye_Card wrote:I like the taste and texture of turkey bacon better. Not that pork is bad, but I prefer turkey. They should be treated as two seperate-but-equal greasy, tasty foods.
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I refuse.lukethedrifter wrote:Take it back.Popeye_Card wrote:I like the taste and texture of turkey bacon better. Not that pork is bad, but I prefer turkey. They should be treated as two seperate-but-equal greasy, tasty foods.
I love a good turkey bacon, lettuce, tomato, and ranch sandwich on toast. And I like to make StL style pizza at home with turkey bacon and green olives.
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Popeye_Card wrote:I refuse.lukethedrifter wrote:Take it back.Popeye_Card wrote:I like the taste and texture of turkey bacon better. Not that pork is bad, but I prefer turkey. They should be treated as two seperate-but-equal greasy, tasty foods.
I love a good turkey bacon, lettuce, tomato, and ranch sandwich on toast. And I like to make StL style pizza at home with turkey bacon and green olives.
You must have gotten some real bacon that was mispackaged. Green olives and bacon sounds incredible.
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Re: Rant: Turkey Bacon
Trader Joe's actually has some very good turkey bacon... I love to eat pig but I've had to sacrifice having pork in the house having a jewish girlfriend, whom I live with... I really don't miss it with the Trader Joe's turkey bacon... the real stuff is fair game if I'm eating breakfast out though.



