Happy Passover

[sighyoung]

Moses was on acid. He probably did see all of that stuff because he ate some plant and went on a bad trip.

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=69048

[expletive] hippy.

And Moses' mother didn't leave his basket in some reeds, but in a field of weed? And "parting the Red Sea" in ancient Hebrew is a corruption of "snorting the red c"?

[Radbird]

Looks like HZ is enjoying Passover so far.

[heyzeus]

I really think we could do a better job Marketing Moses. He was a badass. Maybe he could be as big as Jesus or Mohammed if we just made him more action friendly.

You do realize that we claim Moses too, don't you??

(and all those other Old Testament dudes - we're basically Jewish Prime©)

Sure you do. He's completely neglected. You're like a kid playing with his shiny new My Little Pony figurines when there's an fully functional GI Joe mobile command unit languishing in the corner.

[sighyoung]

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I think this nicely captures the spirit of the holiday.

[Mary1966]

I really think we could do a better job Marketing Moses. He was a badass. Maybe he could be as big as Jesus or Mohammed if we just made him more action friendly.

You do realize that we claim Moses too, don't you??

(and all those other Old Testament dudes - we're basically Jewish Prime©)

Sure you do. He's completely neglected. You're like a kid playing with his shiny new My Little Pony figurines when there's an fully functional GI Joe mobile command unit languishing in the corner.

[heyzeus]

Well played, Mary. Well played.

[sighyoung]

I really think we could do a better job Marketing Moses. He was a badass. Maybe he could be as big as Jesus or Mohammed if we just made him more action friendly.

You do realize that we claim Moses too, don't you??

(and all those other Old Testament dudes - we're basically Jewish Prime©)

Sure you do. He's completely neglected. You're like a kid playing with his shiny new My Little Pony figurines when there's an fully functional GI Joe mobile command unit languishing in the corner.

I associate Moses with bad wax jobs. How else do you explain a burning bush that talks?

[Jocephus]

[heyzeus]

The best part of being a mod is correcting a typo that you made on a post in 2013.

Happy passover, everyone! Remember the part about the plagues in there? And an evil, wicked ruler who ignored the plight of his people? Neat!

[sighyoung]

Happy Passover! It's not a Passover song per se, but it is Steve and Eydie, which should count for something.