Happy Passover

[sighyoung]

Thought I'd start the well-wishes early.

[heyzeus]

Mmmmm matzoh.

Who really needs to poop this week?

[sighyoung]

When during Passover do you enter the Orgasmatron?

[Freed Roger]

Mehz Loukesaveh!

[heyzeus]

When during Passover do you enter the Orgasmatron?

We wouldn't be a people that is declining in numbers if we had an orgasmatron.

[Radbird]

The guy that I back up in my new job is in Israel, and he is out starting last Friday through April 1 for Passover. Why do Christian holidays only last one day?

And we even put holidays on weekends like today (Palm Sunday) and Easter. Very poor planning. Holy Week. Not just 2 Sundays that we get off anyway. C'mon people.

Totally unfair. We really missed an opportunity here - my pastor will hear about it today.

[heyzeus]

I really think we could do a better job Marketing Moses. He was a badass. Maybe he could be as big as Jesus or Mohammed if we just made him more action friendly.

[sighyoung]

Aaron was kind of a Billy Carter character, too, so you've got a buddy movie/action road movie all rolled into one.

[Radbird]

I really think we could do a better job Marketing Moses. He was a badass. Maybe he could be as big as Jesus or Mohammed if we just made him more action friendly.

You do realize that we claim Moses too, don't you??

(and all those other Old Testament dudes - we're basically Jewish Prime©)

[jim]

Moses was on acid. He probably did see all of that stuff because he ate some plant and went on a bad trip.

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=69048

[expletive] hippy.