People in the office / at work

[Fat_Bulldog]

I go into the kitchen and some guy is rinsing out his coffee cup. He rinses it out nine times. NINE times! NINE! It's a [expletive] coffee cup and the stain is not going away. After rinsing NINE times, he proceeds to fill it up with coffee again. Mind you, he's wearing a plaid flannel shirt (heat index around 100 today) with skinny jeans and hipster thick rimmed glasses so I am already in a rage just looking at him before the NINE time episode even started. Take your coffee to your cube, eat your [expletive] kale and listen to Mumford and Sons or whatever the [expletive] is supposed to be cool these days.

Oh, and ladies, if you are going to wear thin skirts, sun dresses, nothing on your shoulders and sandals or even worse, flip flops, don't walk around the air conditioned office all day complaining how [expletive] cold it is. The other half of us have to wear pants, sleeves and socks. And some of us are really [expletive] fat and are hot all of the time. Go [expletive] off.

[Freed Roger]

The OCD are the worst. A dude in my building restroom does the hand-washing thing. He will be washing when I come in, and still washing when I leave. As there are an inordinate amount of people that take smelly dumps in there, I don't know how he can stand it. I now go down to restroom on another floor, just to avoid this guy.

[thrill]

When I find out who the [expletive] brushing his teeth and not rinsing his toothpaste spit out of the sink in the bathroom is, I'm going to expose him to the world for the slobby child he is.

[IMADreamer]

I don't have this problem any more but I used to hate when people would over react about the weather. Let's say it's 100 degrees out and we have the AC on. This one lady I used to work with would come in [expletive] about the heat, like we didn't know it was hot, then turn all the fans on high, the AC down way low and freeze everyone out. Then she'd turn it all off when she got cold. Leave [expletive] alone and your body will cool off slowly. Then we won't have a bunch of extremes in the office.

Generally though I just hate people and prefer not to be around them. Office or not.

[Fat_Bulldog]

Yeah, the older I get, the less tolerance I have for stupid people. My tolerance threshold was low to begin with and people seem to be getting more stupid everyday. Bad combination for me.

[stlouie_lipp]

Area man faces charges for contaminating co-workers coffee and desk

A Blaine man allegedly masturbated over his co-worker’s coffee and at her desk multiple times when she wasn’t present, in an attempt to get the woman to notice him, according to charges filed Thursday.

John R. Lind, 34, told police that he ejaculated into his co-worker’s coffee and onto her desk or other items a number of times, the charges said.

Lind spoke with police on Aug. 28 and admitted to ejaculating on the woman’s desk and into her coffee because he was attracted to her, according to the complaint. He said that he had tainted her coffee twice and her desk four times.

The woman noticed a strong odor around her desk, picked up her coffee and noticed that it smelled, too, the charges said. She had originally thought that the foul-smelling coffee, an ongoing issue, was due to spoiled milk.

[Fat_Bulldog]

I hate when this happens too.

[Molly]

Thankfully, I have a very good rapport w/all my co-workers.

[Freed Roger]

Thankfully, I have a very good rapport w/all my co-workers.

Hell yes, you bring in Legrands sandwiches for the place, don't you?

[Molly]

Area man faces charges for contaminating co-workers coffee and desk

A Blaine man allegedly masturbated over his co-worker’s coffee and at her desk multiple times when she wasn’t present, in an attempt to get the woman to notice him, according to charges filed Thursday.

John R. Lind, 34, told police that he ejaculated into his co-worker’s coffee and onto her desk or other items a number of times, the charges said.

Lind spoke with police on Aug. 28 and admitted to ejaculating on the woman’s desk and into her coffee because he was attracted to her, according to the complaint. He said that he had tainted her coffee twice and her desk four times.

The woman noticed a strong odor around her desk, picked up her coffee and noticed that it smelled, too, the charges said. She had originally thought that the foul-smelling coffee, an ongoing issue, was due to spoiled milk.

I'm sure she'll more than likely accept your date offer now