The $10 “Meat Mountain” from Arby’s

[Michael]

A major source of depression served daily.

The “Meat Mountain,” as it’s called, will not be listed on the menu, but store associates will make it for customers who ask. The price is $10. For that, you get a bun and, from the bottom up:

2 chicken tenders

1.5 oz. of roast turkey

1.5 oz. of ham

1 slice of Swiss cheese

1.5 oz. of corned beef

1.5 oz. brisket

1.5 oz. of Angus steak

1 slice of cheddar cheese

1.5 oz. roast beef

3 half-strips of bacon

Arby’s says the Meat Mountain is so tall that it won’t fit into the traditional clamshell packaging. So if you dare to scale the Mountain, it will come wrapped in paper.

[Fat_Bulldog]

That is [expletive] amazing.

[mikechamp]

Spoilered for size

[SHOW]

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

BRB, headed to Arbys

[JL21]

I'd recommend buying one and filling up the deli bin of your fridge, except it's Arby's and therefore the meat is made of grade-A spider.

[Jocephus]

I'd recommend buying one and filling up the deli bin of your fridge, except it's Arby's and therefore the meat is made of grade-A spider.

don't forget to get your arbys brand milk

[Fat_Bulldog]

I love Arby's spider meat. It's the best.

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

I love Arby's spider meat. It's the best.

Me too.

[sighyoung]

I'd recommend buying one and filling up the deli bin of your fridge, except it's Arby's and therefore the meat is made of grade-A spider.

HEY KIDS! BEAKMAN HERE! ANY BUDDING YOUNG LOUIS PASTEURS OUT THERE READY FOR SOME ROCKING SCIENCE?



LET'S GO BACTERIA HUNTING! All you need it 1) one microscope, and 2) one hazmat or NASA spacesuit, and 3) a 10 Meat Mountain purchased at any neighborhood Arby's.



Just slip a slice of ham or a chicken nugget under the microscope, and behold the glorious squiggling world of life, fresh from your local fast-food worker's last sneeze! Cool, huh?

[Freed Roger]

The Arby's closest to home has to be the most inefficient fast food restaurant in St. Louis. Can't imagine how long it would take them to orchestrate such a symphony of meat.