THIS TEAMS SUCKS!!!!!

[go birds]

gdi

[Roshambo]

Thread needs more fireball.

[go birds]

im all lit up again

[Maclowery]

I'm about to the Take a Break Til Mid August part of my usual baseball season. Then again, with how few games I get to watch, and how lackluster the Cards have looked in pretty much every single game I've seen, it won't be that much different than the last 2 months. Which is basically me looking at the score, wincing, then reading GRB and shrugging. Come August swelter, I'll let myself get more angry about how [redacted] [redacted] of [redacted] garbage [redacted] dog [redacted] and generally redacted this team (mostly our entire offense of walks, singles, and gap doubles) has been.

[go birds]

offense sucks

bullpens is meh

SP has chinks in the armor (waino/wacha missing starts)

and dont even gimme the whole its to save innings bit--something's wrong with the rotation too

......................................keep that powder dry tho

[heyzeus]

Deep breaths.

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

I wrote a formula in excel so I don't have to watch the games.
Cell A1 is runs allowed by the Cardinals
Cell A2 is homeruns hit by the Cardinals

A3: =if(A1<1,'W',if(A2>0,'W','L'))

Of course, this is stupid. But, you know.....seems fitting for this thread.

[Vidor]

I hope this thread doesn't get locked like the other one did.

[JCShutout]

poopy in their pants

[Jocephus]

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