To the guy at Starbucks....

[Lesson]

First off, how dare you interrupt me while I'm trying to get work done. Second off, you're insane if you think you can make a living off of trading replica giveaways from the Cardinals for a living. Third off, you're stupid for trying to ask both myself and my friend how much we'd think the ring is worth. Fourth off, you're an idiot for going to the police officer in the parking lot to try and find a value for the ring. Lastly, an iPhone and Galaxy are two completely different things. How the [expletive] did you get them confused?

/End Rant

[JackofDiamonds]

What?!

[sighyoung]

Fourth, don't try to pass off ring around the collar as Pete Kozma's World Series ring.

[Secret Weapon]

I'm just glad he didn't slow punch you after a dance off and take off with your ring...

[Lesson]

I'm just glad he didn't slow punch you after a dance off and take off with your ring...

Except I wasn't wearing a ring.

Nor did I need his advice about showing up to Cardinals games early to receive free give aways.

[slide_into_first]

If he didn't wait until it was his turn to start looking at the menu, he's OK in my book.