The Official TGantz Hungover Thread

[TGantz]

Holy [expletive]. A night full of jail bait stalkers, fist fights, and security guards. I survived. This is my new check in for the day after. Posting on an internet board isn't usually first on my list of priorities when I'm blacking out.

If you don't like it, I don't really care.

[slide_into_first]

Does Grandpa Pigeons sell car breathalyzers?

[Cronos]

HI GANTZ, WHAT'S UP?

[ThatGuy]

Lots of sunshine and loud music today, Gantz.

[Maclowery]

Yeah, my buddy offered me 20 bucks today to help him move to a new place, and I turned it down. I am having a hard enough time moving from the computer to the couch to the pisser. Picking up furniture and heaving it around in 95 degree weather blechhhhhh

Yay hangovers!

[cpebbles]

TGantz has discovered the panty-dropping power of a rum & Dr. Pepper.

I paid my brother $600 and an easy $400 worth of electronics I had lying around to help me move last summer, and I felt bad for ripping him off at the end of the day. I would punch a guy for offering me $20 to help him move.

[sighyoung]

Holy [expletive]. A night full of jail bait stalkers, fist fights, and security guards. I survived. This is my new check in for the day after. Posting on an internet board isn't usually first on my list of priorities when I'm blacking out.

If you don't like it, I don't really care.

I thought Eddie Macon's Run was just a movie.

[TGantz]

Checking in. Had a Christmas sweater party last night. A kitchen full of hundreds of empty beers. Beer splattered on the hardwood floor all night. Plus I didn't even have anyone overnight. I don't have parties much so I don't know how it goes exactly, but isn't it protocol that the host of the party has his pick of the women folk? No?

[Maclowery]

Absolutely. When I have parties, I break out my Host Whiteboard, where I have each woman at the party post three bullet points in their favor. Approximately one hour before my host-dom declares the party "Over", I ask each possible lay for a private 2 minute interview, so that they can detail their ambitions for the night. The next morning, I rate them on a large board I have in the living room, Top Gear style.

[slide_into_first]

I would require a demonstration of their ability to place a personal protection device "hands-free."