Braylon Edwards is a genius

[InvincibleCakeEater]

http://deadspin.com/5644293/the-jets-in ... wardss-dui

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GRB's lawyers are into environmental torts and landlord-tenant problems, so I will point out the genius violated probation and is in a good amount of trouble.

[TheoSqua]

The guy is an all around idiot regardless.

I have a cousin who is on probation from a drinking incident. He has a wife and a kid and he won't go near bars or alcohol for the duration of his probation. Why? He doesn't think even the most minor of risks is worth possibly losing his job and being forced away from his family.

This guy has way more resources available to him and just as many reasons to do everything in his ability to avoid probation and still screws up.

Yeah...Brilliant.

[JoeMcKim]

What in the hell was Edwards out in the morning at 5 AM during the playing season anyways? I know it was on the day off for NFL players but god forbid he have his fun in more normal hours and still get home and get plenty of sleep instead of partying all night.

[vinsanity]

So I understand that riding around in Limo's with your own security detail is something almost entirely foreign to lowly middle classers like ourselves and that having a car to drive yourself around is a nice touch of freedom and can be relaxing.

But really? If you're gonna roll up to a bar and try and pick up a harem of women which is easier: With 3 dudes in your Escalade? Or with a limo that seats 15?

It just doesn't make sense to me.

[TheoSqua]

So I understand that riding around in Limo's with your own security detail is something almost entirely foreign to lowly middle classers like ourselves and that having a car to drive yourself around is a nice touch of freedom and can be relaxing.

But really? If you're gonna roll up to a bar and try and pick up a harem of women which is easier: With 3 dudes in your Escalade? Or with a limo that seats 15?

It just doesn't make sense to me.

I think it was that he's under probation and isn't supposed to be out drinking period. They couldn't use the service cause he'd get in trouble.

So the brilliant solution is risking getting in even bigger trouble cause there ain't no way you can't not avoid going out 'till 5 in the morning drinkin'.

[vinsanity]

cause there ain't no way you can't not avoid going out 'till 5 in the morning drinkin'.

I'm glad we agree.