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So I was doing 50+ in a 35, cut off a police officer (he wasn't in a standard cruiser), didn't use a turn signal when I cut him off, and couldn't find my insurance card when he asked.

He was mad. He was mean. He was loud. He was old.

But, he got a call and had to leave. (before giving me "4 tickets")

Yay!

yes I know I am opening myself up to hearing what a bad driver I might be. but I'm not a bad driver.

docellis wrote:So I was doing 50+ in a 35, cut off a police officer (he wasn't in a standard cruiser), didn't use a turn signal when I cut him off, and couldn't find my insurance card when he asked.

He was mad. He was mean. He was loud. He was old.

But, he got a call and had to leave. (before giving me "4 tickets")

Yay!

yes I know I am opening myself up to hearing what a bad driver I might be. but I'm not a bad driver.

Before or after you showed him your boobs to get of it?

I've never employed that tactic. I don't think I could pull that off without cracking up.

InvincibleCakeEater wrote: Before or after you showed him your boobs to get of it?

I tried this once and it didn't work.

AdmiralKird wrote:

InvincibleCakeEater wrote: Before or after you showed him your boobs to get of it?

I tried this once and it didn't work.

I can confirm this does not work. I tried showing a little leg, too, and that only seemed to make matters worse.

When I first read the thread title my brain had inserted the letter "t" between the "s" and "y"

Damn, you're lucky!! That would've been one expensive little mishap!

You didn't cry, did you Doc?

In college I knew a girl that liked to drive home from Houston to Dallas every weekend. She told me she usually averaged near 100 mph to make it there faster.

I asked her about the tickets she must get.
Nope, no tickets.
How is it that you don't get any tickets?
Every time I do the drive, I wear a white tanktop and no bra. And I always just get a warning.

She was a beautiful blond texas girl, about 5'10. And of course, she's a litigator now.

JCShutout wrote:When I first read the thread title my brain had inserted the letter "t" between the "s" and "y"

That movie is totally overrated. But the sequel was pretty good.

JL21 wrote:

JCShutout wrote:When I first read the thread title my brain had inserted the letter "t" between the "s" and "y"

That movie is totally overrated. But the sequel was pretty good.

++ I'm not going to pretend I haven't seen both. I'm single and 25.