Rave: Cops who have to leave instead of giving tickets

[docellis]

So I was doing 50+ in a 35, cut off a police officer (he wasn't in a standard cruiser), didn't use a turn signal when I cut him off, and couldn't find my insurance card when he asked.

He was mad. He was mean. He was loud. He was old.

But, he got a call and had to leave. (before giving me "4 tickets")

Yay!

yes I know I am opening myself up to hearing what a bad driver I might be. but I'm not a bad driver.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

So I was doing 50+ in a 35, cut off a police officer (he wasn't in a standard cruiser), didn't use a turn signal when I cut him off, and couldn't find my insurance card when he asked.

He was mad. He was mean. He was loud. He was old.

But, he got a call and had to leave. (before giving me "4 tickets")

Yay!

yes I know I am opening myself up to hearing what a bad driver I might be. but I'm not a bad driver.

Before or after you showed him your boobs to get of it?

[docellis]

I've never employed that tactic. I don't think I could pull that off without cracking up.

[AdmiralKird]

Before or after you showed him your boobs to get of it?

I tried this once and it didn't work.

[clevername]

Before or after you showed him your boobs to get of it?

I tried this once and it didn't work.

I can confirm this does not work. I tried showing a little leg, too, and that only seemed to make matters worse.

[JCShutout]

When I first read the thread title my brain had inserted the letter "t" between the "s" and "y"

[cardinalkarp]

Damn, you're lucky!! That would've been one expensive little mishap!

[heyzeus]

You didn't cry, did you Doc?

In college I knew a girl that liked to drive home from Houston to Dallas every weekend. She told me she usually averaged near 100 mph to make it there faster.

I asked her about the tickets she must get.
Nope, no tickets.
How is it that you don't get any tickets?
Every time I do the drive, I wear a white tanktop and no bra. And I always just get a warning.

She was a beautiful blond texas girl, about 5'10. And of course, she's a litigator now.

[JL21]

When I first read the thread title my brain had inserted the letter "t" between the "s" and "y"

That movie is totally overrated. But the sequel was pretty good.

[JCShutout]

When I first read the thread title my brain had inserted the letter "t" between the "s" and "y"

That movie is totally overrated. But the sequel was pretty good.

++ I'm not going to pretend I haven't seen both. I'm single and 25.