Rejected by Canadians

[Bo Hart]

OK, to start things off, I want to establish something: I have no problems with Canadians. I mean, I work in retail and being that I live near the border, a majority of my co-workers hates Canadians. But quite honestly, I think that making stereotypes with regards to people of a certain country is stupid and so I try and shy away from it.

Today I was at the bar and I met a couple of girls... me and my buddy were talking to them. They ended uptelling us they were from Canda, and I tried to dance with them and I ended up dancing like the to-talent white guy I am and one of them stopped dancing with me. I mean, this chick was in town for no-strings-attached fun and I blew it because I am THAT bad at dancing.

In summary, screw being rejected by Canadians with lower standards. Stereotypes are not cool, but I got owned.

[ghostrunner]

I would've yelled. "Hey, thanks for Celine Dion" on my way out.

[Bo Hart]

"to-talent" = "no-talent"*

[dangerous]

Canada is a 3rd world country.

[New Pagodi]

They're not even a real country anyway.

[cardsfansince82]

I'm not your friend, buddy.

[TimeForGuinness]

you should have bit her in the butt...you have no idea how many times this has worked.

[heyzeus]

Canada: America's hat.

[vh2k6]

I'm not your friend, buddy.

I'm not your buddy, guy.

[New Pagodi]

I'm not your friend, buddy.

I'm not your buddy, guy.

He's not your guy, friend.