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Tonight, I was eating some (flax seed soy tortilla chips) and the last of my (mrs. renfro's extra hot habenero) salsa.

Instead of getting a dish out and pouring the last of the salsa into it, I just kept trying to get my chip (and fingers) to the bottom of the jar while tilting it towards me.

Salsa knuckles = lazy.

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I'll admit. I've gotten salsa knuckles many times in my life. Any shame is outweighed by the awesomeness of said chips and salsa.

Oh and happy (belated) birthday, btw.

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thanks.

did you ever get some sleep? (referring to the 30 hours without sleep comment yesterday)

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docellis wrote:thanks.

did you ever get some sleep? (referring to the 30 hours without sleep comment yesterday)
It ended up being 40 hours and I still wasn't tired. But I had to go to bed so I could be at least presentable for a job interview today.

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cardsfansince82 wrote:
docellis wrote:thanks.

did you ever get some sleep? (referring to the 30 hours without sleep comment yesterday)
It ended up being 40 hours and I still wasn't tired. But I had to go to bed so I could be at least presentable for a job interview today.
you should quit it with the meth if you get that job

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I'm guilty of this. It's usually a cheese dip though.

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I usually just smash the glass bottle on the table as hard as I can and use the chips to scrape the salsa off wherever it may land.

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Re: Being lazy

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Wait, doc had a birthday? How did I miss this?

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G. Keenan wrote:Wait, doc had a birthday? How did I miss this?
you're no planet

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Re: Being lazy

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Salsa knuckles sounds like a really disgusting sexual act.

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