Rant 1 billion about men being stupid

[wart57]

I am so tired of watching TV and constantly being bombarded with the notion that all men are idiots, and would be miserable slobs peeing on themselves in a dirty corner if it were not for women.

I know it has been ranted on many times, but it still bugs me, mostly because now my wife is treating me like I am one of those idiots.....

P.S.
I know I am an idiot, but she does not have to point it out all the time, maybe I want to stay in my pee-pee pants all day!

[Michael]

Well this message board isn't helping to break that stereotype.

[Popeye_Card]

Here's the idiot that I don't understand. Dude with a smoking hot wife gets called by his buddy to "vent".

Let's see, I could drive over to my buddy's house to drink some Coors Light out of a vented can with a bunch of dudes, or I could stay at home and have relations with my smoking hot wife. Hmm. Tough decision.

[phins]

Here's the idiot that I don't understand. Dude with a smoking hot wife gets called by his buddy to "vent".

Let's see, I could drive over to my buddy's house to drink some Coors Light out of a vented can with a bunch of dudes, or I could stay at home and have relations with my smoking hot wife. Hmm. Tough decision.

I'm reminded of a poster my friend had as a youth.

Picture: Smoking hot chick in a bikini and sunglasses.

Caption: Somewhere, someone is tired of fuc^ing her.

How true it is my friend...

[wart57]

Here's the idiot that I don't understand. Dude with a smoking hot wife gets called by his buddy to "vent".

Let's see, I could drive over to my buddy's house to drink some Coors Light out of a vented can with a bunch of dudes, or I could stay at home and have relations with my smoking hot wife. Hmm. Tough decision.

That is another thing, Women are allowed to go out with the girls anytime, but men are left to sneak around if they want to hang with the guys.

[haltz]

That is another thing, Women are allowed to go out with the girls anytime, but men are left to sneak around if they want to hang with the guys.

By men, you mean you and some other guys.

[Leroy]

Well this message board isn't helping to break that stereotype.

Don't take this personally, but you have turned into a complete jagoff.

[Michael]

Well this message board isn't helping to break that stereotype.

Don't take this personally, but you have turned into a complete jagoff.

I've always been one. what's your excuse?

[AdmiralKird]

Don't take this personally, but you have turned into a complete jagoff.

NSFW

[SHOW]

JAG OFF!!!!!

V.S.

[wart57]

That is another thing, Women are allowed to go out with the girls anytime, but men are left to sneak around if they want to hang with the guys.

By men, you mean you and some other guys.

No, I mean in commercials, if I wanna go out, I go out......if I can find the key to the ball and chain.