respect the lunch assclowns

[JCShutout]

Boss and HR director kept interrupting my lunch to tell me about projects to do afterwards, then were shocked that I was still on lunch later. Kept interrupting again.

When you talk to me about work for 25-minutes, and I have to answer the phones for another 10 minutes, that doesn't count as my lunch asses. i'm part time. I don't get paid for lunch, and I'm working on something for a group i volunteer for while on my lunch, so making you file labels ASAP BECAUSE THEY'RE SO VITALLY IMPORTANT can fracking wait for me to finish.

Oh, and maybe if you didn't interrupt me to ask me 6 times if I'm off lunch, I'd already be off lunch because I'd be done with the thing I had 5 minutes of work left on, but took me 25 minutes to complete because I answered 5 calls (15 total while on my lunch) and talked to you 6 times.

[TimeForGuinness]

you should leave your desk for lunch

[JCShutout]

you should leave your desk for lunch

I like to surf GRB and work on personal stuff during lunch.

I even leave half-eaten food out to make it obvious I'm on lunch.

[haltz]

I can't figure out this expletive.

[JL21]

I close the door and pretend I'm not here.

[JL21]

Also, "The Lunch Assclowns" sounds like something out of a Mr. Show sketch.

[cardinalkarp]

I can't figure out this expletive.

a-holes?

[omaha_red]

i go home for lunch now..
but i swear.. when i ate here i think my boss waited for me
to sit down to eat to come talk to me about everything that
needed to be done.. not cool man

[JCShutout]

I close the door and pretend I'm not here.

No door. No cubicle

I can't figure out this expletive.

a-holes?

it was a$$ clowns in the title

[haltz]

assclowns