Ripping pants

[Sutter'sBeard]

Just minutes before meeting with a resort manager about my companies upcoming golf outing, my freeking dockers ripped from the top of my left butt cheek to about a foot down my left leg. I don't think I aborbed one thing the lady said the whole 1/2 hour. I then had to drive an hour home to change pants.

[ghostrunner]

I hate to laugh but that's awesome. How did you pull that meeting off? I'd have faked an injury and stayed in the car.

[Sutter'sBeard]

I hate to laugh but that's awesome. How did you pull that meeting off? I'd have faked an injury and stayed in the car.

Just made sure I was sitting when she and her associate entered the room and then waited for them to leave before I left. Lust just say I had a brisk pace back to the car.

[Magneto2.0]

Should've taken them off, and walked around in your boxers. Would've made for more entertaining conversation at the table.