When you're done with yours...

[TimeForGuinness]

When you're done with yours, you can come wash my car....

...I hate when people say this to me.

[Radbird]

I agree. You should spray them.

[JCShutout]

I agree. You should spray them.

Use water too.

[Cronos]

I have never washed my white '90 Honda Accord since I first bought it used eight years ago.

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[KyCardinalFan]

I have never washed my white '90 Honda Accord since I first bought it used eight years ago.

What color is it now?

[Popeye_Card]

When you're done with yours, you can come wash my car....

...I hate when people say this to me.

What type of person says this? I mean, we hear it all the time from people, but how do these people sleep at night with the knowledge that they tell such unfunny jokes?

[Radbird]

When you're done with yours, you can come wash my car....

...I hate when people say this to me.

What type of person says this? I mean, we hear it all the time from people, but how do these people sleep at night with the knowledge that they tell such unfunny jokes?

If they're dumb enough to say it, they're dumb enough to think they are quite witty.

[ThatGuy]

This always happens to me with our neighbors. I know it's because my car reflects the sun well enough to burn a hole in the side of a brick house after I'm done with it, but just because I kick ass at cleaning my car doesn't mean I'm going to care enough to clean yours as well.

That is, unless you pay me $80. Then I'm all over it.

[Cronos]

I have never washed my white '90 Honda Accord since I first bought it used eight years ago.

What color is it now?

Whit..ish.

It does rain, folks.

[Dillagii]

I have never washed my white '90 Honda Accord since I first bought it used eight years ago.

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Don't say you never vaccumed inside the car for the past 8 years.