Hungary Jack's Bad 24 Hours

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Hungary Jack's Bad 24 Hours

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Monday morning started off with a trip to an orthopede about my shoulder. My first doctor says surgery is needed to repair the cuff and labrum--no doubt about it. But this guy says "I'm not sure it's torn. I think you should wait another month." :?

I go to work, where I find a few fire drills waiting. I call my "go to" analyst to get some data. He's out sick. :(

Around mid-day, I call the shop my wife and I inherited and now run. No answer. I call later. No answer. Shop manager calls me. "Where is A?" She's not at the shop. Looks like she flaked out and blew off work again! Now I have to fire her and change the locks on the store.

I get home. Shoulder aches. I go the gym, deal with some emails, and go to bed. At 6am, I hear a familiar pawing sound. Old cat has decided to pee on the new bedroom carpet.

6am. I get into the shower. I grab my lever soap and go to soap up the beard and moisturize my face. I literally stick the end of the bar of soap into my eye. #-o :x

I'm thinking about going back to bed.

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I cna only help you wiht the last problem...use body wash...good luck with the rest...

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Stay strong, Jack. Stay strong.

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jeffbgoofy wrote:I cna only help you wiht the last problem...use body wash...good luck with the rest...
Odd that you can only help him with his shower problems..... :)

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So HJ, you soap up your beard? I've been wondering if I should be shampooing mine or something.

Condolences on your past 24 hours.

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You didn't mention it, but I'm going to assume you also needed an AK.

just wondering how far I can run this reference into the ground

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ghostrunner wrote:You didn't mention it, but I'm going to assume you also needed an AK.

just wondering how far I can run this reference into the ground
I honestly don't think it will ever get old.

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G. Keenan wrote:
ghostrunner wrote:You didn't mention it, but I'm going to assume you also needed an AK.

just wondering how far I can run this reference into the ground
I honestly don't think it will ever get old.
I missed the memo on that. I hope it's not related to a blumpkin.

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Hungary Jack wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:
ghostrunner wrote:You didn't mention it, but I'm going to assume you also needed an AK.

just wondering how far I can run this reference into the ground
I honestly don't think it will ever get old.
I missed the memo on that. I hope it's not related to a blumpkin.
Maybe that is just what you need right now.

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G. Keenan wrote:
Hungary Jack wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:
ghostrunner wrote:You didn't mention it, but I'm going to assume you also needed an AK.

just wondering how far I can run this reference into the ground
I honestly don't think it will ever get old.
I missed the memo on that. I hope it's not related to a blumpkin.
Maybe that is just what you need right now.

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A picture of fat Tommy holding a whiffle ball?

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