Segways
- heyzeus
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Segways
This invention makes me mad, because it serves a need that never existed and makes life more dangerous and annoying for the rest of us.
Segways really only work on the sidewalks in urban areas. So let's take places that are densely populated with pedestrians...and introduce large, mechanized, fast-moving machinery to those previously safe sidewalks just so that a few lazy people can move around a little bit faster without having to walk.
In other words, I almost got run over by a Segway tour group outside my office during lunch.
Segways really only work on the sidewalks in urban areas. So let's take places that are densely populated with pedestrians...and introduce large, mechanized, fast-moving machinery to those previously safe sidewalks just so that a few lazy people can move around a little bit faster without having to walk.
In other words, I almost got run over by a Segway tour group outside my office during lunch.
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Jocephus
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Re: Segways
seeing a gang of segway riders would freak me out
- TabascoElvis
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Re: Segways
And speaking of lunch, I had some shrimp stir-fry.heyzeus wrote:
In other words, I almost got run over by a Segway tour group outside my office during lunch.
How's that for a segue?
- Radio_Bugtussle
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Re: Segways
Those things remind me of old fashioned lawn mowers....
- cardinalkarp
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Re: Segways
Damn the hipsters.
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- lukethedrifter
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Re: Segways
The words bolded above could be used to describe most modern inventions.heyzeus wrote:This invention makes me mad, because it serves a need that never existed and makes life more dangerous and annoying for the rest of us.
- docellis
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Re: Segways
I don't know what one is.
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Jocephus
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Re: Segways
did you watch arrested development? its what Gob rides around on.docellis wrote:I don't know what one is.
or, you can see in my avatar, Gob's Banana Grabber cartoon is riding one too
- docellis
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Re: Segways
Oh! About 6 years ago I was in San Francisco and these things were EVERYWHERE. I haven't seen them anywhere else since though.Jocephus wrote:did you watch arrested development? its what Gob rides around on.docellis wrote:I don't know what one is.
or, you can see in my avatar, Gob's Banana Grabber cartoon is riding one too
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Re: Segways
I only ever see them in airports. And they look completely ridiculous.
But damn me if I really wanted to ride one.
But damn me if I really wanted to ride one.






