****** Cats!
- Hungary Jack
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****** Cats!
Both of the little ****s decided that this morning would be a perfectly acceptable time to go "outside the box." They're both healthy, so obviously they are trying to tell me something.
Anybody cat whisperers around here?
Anybody cat whisperers around here?
- cardinalkarp
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Re: F***ing Cats!
Put em' out in the snow. Show them pussies who's boss!!
- Hungary Jack
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Re: F***ing Cats!
That was my first and immediate thought. Followed then by notions of a swift soccer kick to the side that would launched the first offender into the wall.cardinalkarp wrote:Put em' out in the snow. Show them pussies who's boss!!
One of these days I may just decide to urinate directly on the cat.
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Re: F***ing Cats!
Hungary Jack wrote:That was my first and immediate thought. Followed then by notions of a swift soccer kick to the side that would launched the first offender into the wall.cardinalkarp wrote:Put em' out in the snow. Show them pussies who's boss!!
One of these days I may just decide to urinate directly on the cat.
You sound like a cat lover.
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Re: F***ing Cats!
Every time I think my cats are trying to tell me something, I talk to them like I'm trying to have a conversation... they don't even look at me when I call their name. "Hello! I'm talking to you!" After that I remember they're animals who only care about eating the food I put out for them and pooping wherever they feel like.
- ThatGuy
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Re: ****** Cats!
One of my cats will only go to the bathroom outside, but both of them prefer it (the other will use the litter box from time to time if necessary). They also enjoy going on walks, and both of them will come when their names are called.
Strange cats.
Strange cats.
- wart57
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Re: ****** Cats!
YOUR CAT BOX STINKS!
- Fat_Bulldog
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Re: ****** Cats!
Maybe just stick nails in their necks.
- heyzeus
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Re: F***ing Cats!
This made me giggle.Hungary Jack wrote:
One of these days I may just decide to urinate directly on the cat.
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Re: ****** Cats!
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