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So get this, a few minutes ago I'm sitting watching the game and out of the corner of my eye, I see something up in the recessed lighting fixture on the ceiling. I walk under it and can't tell what it is, so I go get the broom and knock it down. Turns out its a bat and it starts flapping around like crazy. It scared the bejesus out of me and my adrenaline was pumping so hard I knocked it across the room with the broom and it smacked against the wall and died. Scared the crap out of me.

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Ever see Arachnophobia?

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Transmogrified Tiger wrote:Ever see Arachnophobia?
Stop it. Just don't.

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Transmogrified Tiger wrote:Ever see Arachnophobia?
I killed a monster spider in my apartment today. MONSTER.

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thrill wrote:So get this, a few minutes ago I'm sitting watching the game and out of the corner of my eye, I see something up in the recessed lighting fixture on the ceiling. I walk under it and can't tell what it is, so I go get the broom and knock it down. Turns out its a bat and it starts flapping around like crazy. It scared the bejesus out of me and my adrenaline was pumping so hard I knocked it across the room with the broom and it smacked against the wall and died. Scared the crap out of me.
I would have suggested Garlic, a Rosary, and a stake through the heart, but that works too.

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I hope it wasn't an endangered bat, or you're going to prison.

I'm telling Ranger Rick.

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Screw that bloody racoon and scerww bats!@!

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thrill wrote:Screw that bloody racoon and scerww bats!@!

Ranger Rick will bite you and give you rabies. And you'll like it.

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G. Keenan wrote:
thrill wrote:Screw that bloody racoon and scerww bats!@!

Ranger Rick will bite you and give you rabies. And you'll like it.

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More like ranger PRICK

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(don't go to ranger prick.com i bet it is sick.)

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thrill wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:
thrill wrote:Screw that bloody racoon and scerww bats!@!

Ranger Rick will bite you and give you rabies. And you'll like it.

Dot com.
More like ranger PRICK

.com

(don't go to ranger prick.com i bet it is sick.)
I tried it and nothing. Sounds like an untapped fetish market if you ask me.

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