. Be sure this is the first place you look for updates from yours truly.A line to savor during your wait..
"If you think it's deep, Dick." -Tirico
1. Portland Trailblazers: ..Greg Oden C/THE Ohio State
(Pick comes as a surprise to about two people)P.S. SAS says it perfectly"YA CAN'T TEACH SEVEN FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" tuchee
Trade Time!: Boston receives Ray Allen, and Sonics Receive #5 Pick, Delonte West, Wally Szcezerbiak, and 36 pick (No word from the GM of Common Sense on this deal)
2. Seattle Supersonics: ..Kevin Durant F/Texas
3. Atlanta Hawks: ..Al Horford F/Florida
4. Memphis Grizzlies: ..Mike Conley Jr. G/THE Ohio State
5. Boston Celtics (Drafting for Sonics): ..Jeff Green F/Georgetown
6. Milwaukee Bucks: ..Yi Jianlian F/China
(To Point out, Yi and the Chinese government demanded that Yi only be drafted by a big market team, Milwaukee...eh not so big. Also, Yi is "19" according to the Chinese Government, others say he's 22 fyi.)
7. Minnesota Timberwolves: ..Corey Brewer F/Florida
8. Charlotte Bobcats: ..Brandan Wright F/North Carolina
Bilas: "Jordan should have worn a mask with this pick because it's a steal" ...
9. Chicago Bulls: ..Joakim Noah F/Florida
(I have to say Joakim's Suit is FLY! Let the hair out with a white suit and tan Bow-tie. Please people, look for the picture)
10. Sacramento Kings: ..Spencer Hawes C/Washington
11. Atlanta Hawks: ..Acie Law IV G/Texas A&M
12. Philadelphia 76ers: ..Thaddeus Young F/Georgia Tech
13. New Orleans Hornets: ..Julian Wright F/Kansas
14. L.A. Clippers: ..Al Thornton F/Florida State
15. Detroit Pistons: ..Rodney Stuckey G/Eastern Washington
16. Washington Wizards: ..Nick Young G/USC
Trade Report: Knicks Receives Zach Randolph, Dan Dickau, and Fred Jones...Portland receives Channing Frye, and Steve Francis
as STEVEN A SMITH PUTS IT: "HALLELUHA!!!!!!!(rambles incoherently)"
17. New Jersey Nets: ..Sean Williams F/Boston College
(Should be said Williams was kicked out of school last year. Repeated offenses with possession of that sweet Mary J. Don't worry though, he only did on "his free time"!)
18. Golden State Warriors: ..Marco Belinelli G/Italy
19. L.A. Lakers: ..Javaris Crittenton G/Georgia Tech
20. Miami Heat: Jason Smith F/Colorado State
21. Philadelphia 76er's: ..Daequan Cook G/THE Ohio State
22. Charlotte Bobcats: ..Jared Dudley F/Boston College
23.New York Knickerbockers: ..Wilson Chandler F/DePaul
(Wow, knick fans are cheering him, he must be good)
24. Phoenix Suns: .. Rudy Fernandez G/Spain
25. Utah Jazz: ..Morris Almond G/Rice
26. Houston Rockets: ..Aaron Brooks G/Oregon
27. Detroit Pistons: ..Aaron Afflalo G/UCLA
28. San Antonio Spurs: ..Tiago Splitter F/Brazil
(Unfortunately, Tiago is under contract from his Brazilian team, so he won't be here for a year or so.)
29. Phoenix Suns: ..Alando Tucker F/Wisconsin
Trade Time: sixers receive rights to Jason Smith...Miami receives Rights to Dawquan Cook, 2009 2nd Round Pick, and Cash considerations.
30. Philadelphia 76er's: ..Petteri Kopnen G/Finland
(The Fins in the crowd are going CRAZY!)
And the First Round is over, and I'm spent. I'm heading out, so anyone who wants to carry the second round can go ahead. Good Night Gateway
