Compare posters or yourself to Pro Wrestlers

valley_card22 · Post by **valley_card22** » April 26 07, 1:08 pm

Compare yourself or other posters to pro wrestlers.

robbotis · Post by **robbotis** » April 26 07, 2:30 pm

98navigator =

Doink always loses, like 98navigator's favorite baseball team.

Post by **heyzeus** » April 26 07, 2:33 pm

naturboy = Natureboy

omaha_red · Post by **omaha_red** » April 26 07, 2:34 pm

heyzeus wrote:naturboy = Natureboy

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

fanforever · Post by **fanforever** » April 26 07, 4:27 pm

me

ToughGuy_BlueShirt · Post by **ToughGuy_BlueShirt** » April 26 07, 5:02 pm

I'm definitely the heartbreak kid.

TimeForGuinness · Post by **TimeForGuinness** » April 26 07, 5:04 pm

...and Aerosmith sucks.

loubob3 · Post by **loubob3** » April 26 07, 5:18 pm

real men do not enjoy watching men in spandex.......

bleacherbum · Post by **bleacherbum** » April 26 07, 5:21 pm

loubob3 wrote:real men do not enjoy watching men in spandex.......

I second that...if it was a real sport then why isn't it in the Olympics

Mary1966 · Post by **Mary1966** » April 26 07, 5:23 pm

bleacherbum wrote:
loubob3 wrote:real men do not enjoy watching men in spandex.......

I second that...if it was a real sport then why isn't it in the Olympics

Real wrestling is in the Olympics.

http://www.olympic.org/uk/sports/progra ... ortCode=WR

If the Olympic Games are a history of mankind, wrestling is the prologue. When the ancient Games of the Olympiad were born, wrestling already was an ancient game. Widely recognised as the world's oldest competitive sport, wrestling appeared in a series of Egyptian wall paintings as many as 5000 years ago. When the Games began in 776 BC, more than two millenniums later, it included wrestling, and, in the years that followed, wrestling featured as the main event.

The sport would return in a similar role when the Olympic Games returned after a 1500-year absence in 1896. Organisers, seeking direct links to ancient times, found a natural in the sport that had enjoyed popularity across much of the ancient world, from Greece, Assyria and Babylon to India, China and Japan. They resurrected Greco-Roman wrestling, a style they believed to be an exact carryover from the Greek and Roman wrestlers of old.

In Greco-Roman wrestling, the wrestlers used only their arms and upper bodies to attack. They could hold only those same parts of their opponents. It worked nicely from a historical perspective, but another breezier style was sweeping across Great Britain and the United States by then. Known as "catch as catch can", it had become standard fare - and popular professional entertainment - at fairs and festivals in both countries.

In 1904, the Olympic Games added the second wrestling event and called it "freestyle". Now, wrestlers could use their legs for pushing, lifting and tripping, and they could hold opponents above or below the waist.