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Account manager in every single meeting: "We really need this to go viral."

The buzzword that is the favorite at my job is "overcommunicate" I [expletive] hate it, , it is [expletive] stupid. Only stupid [expletive] heads need to be over [expletive] communicated with. [expletive] off mother [expletive]. Is that over [expletive] communicated enought for you.

I have this 'meta' manager and it's annoying.

Actually referenced 'Who Moved My Cheese' in a meeting. And to prepare for the project suggested we discussed how we would deal with problems that might arise....but we had no clue what were actually going to be doing.

He dropped the ball on that

vinsanity wrote:I have this 'meta' manager and it's annoying.

Actually referenced 'Who Moved My Cheese' in a meeting.

I am going to publish a spoof on this entitled "Where the [expletive]'s my Cheese?"

"the basic blocking and tackling we do when teeing up an opportunity"

C'mon, buddy. You could've worked in a baseball reference too.

"Let's put the ball in play while adjusting the sails"

That's more like it.

In a small meeting I had last week between the VP of a contractor and my peeps, the VP used the word "synergy"

bulletproof

yea yea yea.

Usually they say yea yea yea to quickly agree with you. As if yes weren't enough.