Coronavirus

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

Wait, that's where babies come from?

But what about the stork??!?!? What did you do to the stork????

The stork magically flies through the air, delivering penises to others. This often happens when someone sneezes stork/penises out, but they can be captured with a net. Thus, people should wear nets around their faces to capture the penis from the stork, preventing the penis into the vagina dance.

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

All sorts of stuff in here. Haven't had time to look through it all and it may be a while until I get to go through it.

Discuss.

https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulation ... d2july2021

[InvincibleCakeEater]

I love how Topol let's his twitter peeps bypass any paywall by just posting the entire article onto his twitter feed. Lol.

Anyway, I feel like maybe we haven't talked about this in detail enough and perhaps it's best to recap, from my limited understanding, what's happening.

Doctors are great at a lot of things, sometimes explaining things isn't one of them. So, let's use verbiage that's easier to understand.

Covid is a penis with sperm. The ace2 receptor is a vagina connected to a tube that goes to an egg that can be fertilized. Penis goes into vagina, releases sperm, and bam, more covid. This is bad.

The body can produce condoms (antibodies) to fit over the penis, essentially keeping it from making baby covid. This is good.

It takes a naive body weeks to study the new penis and make a good condom. This allows many covid reproductions. This is bad.

A vaccine is a penis without sperm, or a fake penis, aka a dildo. This allows the naive body to make a condom in weeks without covid reproducing in the body. This is good.

To recap:
Covid = fully loaded penis
Ace2 = vagina
Antibody = condom
Vaccine = dildo
covid + ace2 = reproduction

So the dildo allows the immune system to make condoms that fit the penis without reproduction occuring.

Then there are t cells. T cells, following the analogy, are condom manufacturers and abortion clinics.

It has been posited, in a more scientific manner, that the delta variant is a young dumb constantly full of [expletive] two pump chump. And without condoms at the ready will reproduce with more vaginas than earlier variants. Those sick [expletive].

But, it does not seem to affect condom manufacturing or abortion clinics, it just overloads them. This is a key difference because in naive severely ill patients early on, those clinics and manufacturers simply closed the doors for business.

And, all this ignores the angry dad factor (innate immunity). In a lot of the younger vaginas, there are angry dads that won't let penises around the vaginas. I'm sure we all have stories about these cockblocks from our younger days, amirite?

And these [expletive] [expletive] do things like kill any unidentified penis that comes around the vagina.

Now bringing it back to the quoted article, and the overall state we're in, I'm sure some of you were wondering where I was going.

The condoms expire quickly, whatever. Delta is a horny little [expletive] having unprotected sex with some vaginas. We're still producing condoms when we see delta and we're still killing babies before they're born. All the while, angry dads are running around protecting the vaginas and, while not previously said in the analogy, are more heavily armed due to either being gifted a dildo or real penis previously in his life.

Oh, and everyone measuring the condoms available - and commenting on that - are ignoring how quickly they can be made and how quickly we can abort a pre-born little penis. And, as such, are exaggerating the meaning of the lack of condoms/danger of the penis to those with firsthand knowledge of the dildo...or penis.

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[go birds]

so i'm trying to go to a concert at an arena next saturday and the band has put out a statement saying that they will be checking:

1) vax status or
2) negative test within the last 72 hours of the show

My question is that, would an antigen test suffice in this scenario? I cannot find anything concrete on the venue's website nor do i want to even attempt to contact the band's side since that's prolly virtually impossible.

Assuming an antigen test doesn't suffice, what can i expect for turnaround time on Covid testing? Like when would i need to get the test and be comfortable with having results in time for the show?

I've tried to find this information, but i cant really anything concrete...more or less just looking for people who have had a similar experience.

[Jocephus]

i think it can depend on the test, whether like, 24 hour results or a couple days. i'd look for testing centers nearby that you'd likely go to and see if you can find anything directly on any of their sites or call and ask what the turnaround is/can be.

[mikechamp]

Aren't they doing testing at pharmacies? If so, I would call one of them. Or your general practitioner.

[CardsofSTL]

so i'm trying to go to a concert at an arena next saturday and the band has put out a statement saying that they will be checking:

1) vax status or
2) negative test within the last 72 hours of the show

My question is that, would an antigen test suffice in this scenario? I cannot find anything concrete on the venue's website nor do i want to even attempt to contact the band's side since that's prolly virtually impossible.

Assuming an antigen test doesn't suffice, what can i expect for turnaround time on Covid testing? Like when would i need to get the test and be comfortable with having results in time for the show?

I've tried to find this information, but i cant really anything concrete...more or less just looking for people who have had a similar experience.

https://www.walgreens.com/findcare/part ... lbylabcorp

[Leroy]

Nicki Minaj

Minaj tweeted on Monday night that her cousin in Trinidad, where the singer and rapper is from, "won't get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen."

I have no idea who Nicki Minaj is, but this sounds pretty bad.

[ghostrunner]

Wording here could be clearer. This is general public support for mandates in these fields.

Though it would also be interesting to know the support for mandates from those in these fields.

[mikechamp]

Nicki Minaj

Minaj tweeted on Monday night that her cousin in Trinidad, where the singer and rapper is from, "won't get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen."

I have no idea who Nicki Minaj is, but this sounds pretty bad.

Well, she does have experience with things that are swollen, but in this instance, she has been debunked.