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sighyoung wrote:
cards2468 wrote: Sounds like a solid plan to me. She hates guys that sleep around though, so I'm looking forward to the awkward mornings when everybody convenes downstairs and then I get yelled at about it.
So she hates the male of the species?
based on her track record with them... yea, I'd say so.

She complains to me all the time that she's going to be single forever and will never find a guy. I mean, yea, I feel that way about women, but at this time I'm perfectly happy with that.

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maddash wrote:
AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:
cards2468 wrote:I don't wanna marry her, i'd be happy with 1 night. Now she's pissed at me bc I wouldn't go out w her tonight.

Oh boy.

I dated a girl once and by dated mean got kicked in the nuts. After a while, we finally did the deed. I passed out like 10 minutes later after the post coitous awkwardness and snuggle and whatever. Like an hour later I wake up to her crying because I fell asleep. She kicks me out of her apartment and I go home. Whatever. Then she calls me up, it's like 2 am by this point, and asks me why I left.

Now, I don't know what she wanted, but I can't imagine what she was thinking I was thinking. I woke up to a crying girl who was mad at me for [expletive] her apparently and she wanted me to leave. WTF was she expecting. So, I go back over and cuddle with her again. In the morning she initiates the sex. Double WTF. I have no idea what was ever going through her mind.

Total. Insanity.
Eh, relationships are all about power starting out. You just got laid, so you had the upper hand at that time, your lady friend wanted hand so she played the old crying bit. Classic female move. She got hand by making you do what she wanted. She wanted you to leave. You left. She wanted you to come back. You came back. And the morning sex is easy. Once she had hand in the relationship, she used sex to keep it. This is Relationship 101 stuff right here.
Wow. That makes so much sense.

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If its that kind of mind game(s) then it isn't worth it. If you're horny, take care of yourself.

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Women crack me up. They spend all this time trying to find the "PERFECT" man, and when they do, they try to change him. Then they complain when he isn't the same man they fell in love with. Men are easy, stroke their ego a bit, get them a beer, let them see you naked, have sex with them, they will be as loyal as the most loyal dog. With most women you need to be a [expletive] mind reader, becasue if you don't anticipate their needs, it means you don't care.

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maddash wrote:Eh, relationships are all about power starting out. You just got laid, so you had the upper hand at that time, your lady friend wanted hand so she played the old crying bit. Classic female move. She got hand by making you do what she wanted. She wanted you to leave. You left. She wanted you to come back. You came back. And the morning sex is easy. Once she had hand in the relationship, she used sex to keep it. This is Relationship 101 stuff right here.
Terrible relationship 101 perhaps. You seriously think rank manipulation and lack of respect is just to be expected?

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I recommend having sex with women who really enjoy having sex for its own sake.

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Arthur Dent wrote:
maddash wrote:Eh, relationships are all about power starting out. You just got laid, so you had the upper hand at that time, your lady friend wanted hand so she played the old crying bit. Classic female move. She got hand by making you do what she wanted. She wanted you to leave. You left. She wanted you to come back. You came back. And the morning sex is easy. Once she had hand in the relationship, she used sex to keep it. This is Relationship 101 stuff right here.
Terrible relationship 101 perhaps. You seriously think rank manipulation and lack of respect is just to be expected?
Rank was a nice touch.

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Arthur Dent wrote:
maddash wrote:Eh, relationships are all about power starting out. You just got laid, so you had the upper hand at that time, your lady friend wanted hand so she played the old crying bit. Classic female move. She got hand by making you do what she wanted. She wanted you to leave. You left. She wanted you to come back. You came back. And the morning sex is easy. Once she had hand in the relationship, she used sex to keep it. This is Relationship 101 stuff right here.
Terrible relationship 101 perhaps. You seriously think rank manipulation and lack of respect is just to be expected?
With certain women. Yes. I don't know if you're inferring lack of respect on my part. But, that certainly wasn't the case.

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AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:I don't know if you're inferring lack of respect on my part.
I was not.

I do find some of these relationship rants depressing and awful.

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lukethedrifter wrote:I recommend having sex with women who really enjoy having sex for its own sake.
Novel concept

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