Rant: women

[sighyoung]

Don't keep me up watching movies until 3am when you know I have to be up at 5 for work just so that you can tell me you want to stay in the friend zone because you think I'm "into naughty girls".

Man, it sounds like she's playing you like a mandolin.

And she's interested in sub-leasing? "Danger, Will Robinson!"

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

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http://stlouis.craigslist.org/hsw/

[cards2468]

I don't wanna marry her, i'd be happy with 1 night. Now she's pissed at me bc I wouldn't go out w her tonight.

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

I don't wanna marry her, i'd be happy with 1 night. Now she's pissed at me bc I wouldn't go out w her tonight.

Oh boy.

I dated a girl once and by dated mean got kicked in the nuts. After a while, we finally did the deed. I passed out like 10 minutes later after the post coitous awkwardness and snuggle and whatever. Like an hour later I wake up to her crying because I fell asleep. She kicks me out of her apartment and I go home. Whatever. Then she calls me up, it's like 2 am by this point, and asks me why I left.

Now, I don't know what she wanted, but I can't imagine what she was thinking I was thinking. I woke up to a crying girl who was mad at me for [expletive] her apparently and she wanted me to leave. WTF was she expecting. So, I go back over and cuddle with her again. In the morning she initiates the sex. Double WTF. I have no idea what was ever going through her mind.

Total. Insanity.

[Maclowery]

As the immortal Louis CK said, "Boys ____ things up. Girls are ____ed up."

She's F'ed up. As this is the only kind of relationship I ever seem to get in, I recommend you confuse things further by telling her to stay over to show that you don't just want sex. Then fool around in bed, don't seal the deal, and leave things really uncomfortable between everyone involved. This kind of thing happens to me on a monthly basis, it seems.

If the chick moves in with you, you're still gonna want to bang her the entire time. You might as well sample the goods as soon as possible, because it's gonna be weird as hell either way.

[wart57]

Spank her, tell her that is what you do to naughty girls.

[maddash]

I don't wanna marry her, i'd be happy with 1 night. Now she's pissed at me bc I wouldn't go out w her tonight.

Oh boy.

I dated a girl once and by dated mean got kicked in the nuts. After a while, we finally did the deed. I passed out like 10 minutes later after the post coitous awkwardness and snuggle and whatever. Like an hour later I wake up to her crying because I fell asleep. She kicks me out of her apartment and I go home. Whatever. Then she calls me up, it's like 2 am by this point, and asks me why I left.

Now, I don't know what she wanted, but I can't imagine what she was thinking I was thinking. I woke up to a crying girl who was mad at me for [expletive] her apparently and she wanted me to leave. WTF was she expecting. So, I go back over and cuddle with her again. In the morning she initiates the sex. Double WTF. I have no idea what was ever going through her mind.

Total. Insanity.

Eh, relationships are all about power starting out. You just got laid, so you had the upper hand at that time, your lady friend wanted hand so she played the old crying bit. Classic female move. She got hand by making you do what she wanted. She wanted you to leave. You left. She wanted you to come back. You came back. And the morning sex is easy. Once she had hand in the relationship, she used sex to keep it. This is Relationship 101 stuff right here.

[cards2468]

As the immortal Louis CK said, "Boys ____ things up. Girls are ____ed up."

She's F'ed up. As this is the only kind of relationship I ever seem to get in, I recommend you confuse things further by telling her to stay over to show that you don't just want sex. Then fool around in bed, don't seal the deal, and leave things really uncomfortable between everyone involved. This kind of thing happens to me on a monthly basis, it seems.

If the chick moves in with you, you're still gonna want to bang her the entire time. You might as well sample the goods as soon as possible, because it's gonna be weird as hell either way.

Sounds like a solid plan to me. She hates guys that sleep around though, so I'm looking forward to the awkward mornings when everybody convenes downstairs and then I get yelled at about it.

[a_smith]

can i just say that
1) listen to jim
2) i am so glad i am with the mrs.

[sighyoung]

Sounds like a solid plan to me. She hates guys that sleep around though, so I'm looking forward to the awkward mornings when everybody convenes downstairs and then I get yelled at about it.

So she hates the male of the species?