Brett Favre is returning; boring.

[Freed Roger]

This deadspin story has disappointed so many. It has destroyed a treasured image for legions of fans that believed..

[SHOW]

...this was just a photo capture of some random hot college FSU coed with nice authentic melons.

[TabascoElvis]

I had no idea who the reporter was (I know, I don't get out much)... remarkable resemblance to Deanna actually.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

She looks exactly what Deanna would look like if she were attractive.

[Socnorb11]

Rumor has it that Randy Moss is going to disguise himself as a female Jets employee for tonight's game...this will enable him to get more "passes" from Brett Favre.

[PurdueSTL]

I loathe the media's willingness to allow the diva Favre to play them all like a Stradavarius, but I must say I strongly approve of Farve's taste here

I mean, if it's in your DNA to creep on your spouse, at least do your creeping with someone hot...Jenn Sterger is a welcome sight after the parade of woofers who successfully seduced the likes of Tiger Woods, John Edwards, Bill Clinton, et.al.

[Jocephus]

id do 'em both...AT THE SAME TIME

[stlouie_lipp]

Bill Maher has some good lines about it.

http://tv.gawker.com/5665416/bill-maher ... avres-[expletive]

[lukethedrifter]

http://tv.gawker.com/5669655/brett-favr ... ough-faith

faith has gotten her through. plus quite a bit of cash.

[go birds]

[PujolJunkie]

Boy, I laughed hard at that one.