The Official WTF Thread

[wart57]

"May the Schwartz be with you" always worked for me...

[cards2468]

I usually end mine with "thank you" if I'm requesting something.

Otherwise I just do my name, title, and contact info without a salutation

[wart57]

If you were Mel Gibson you could finish your e-mails with a request for oral sex....

[omaha_red]

If you were Mel Gibson you could finish your e-mails with a request for oral sex....

this is the 281st time you've lied

[thrill]

Hahaha


Dear team,
I need you to go over those meeting minutes and use it to put together a presentation for tomorrow's bid proposal.

After that, please get with the art department to throw together some graphics to spruce it up.

But you will blow me first,
Dave Johnson
Director of Business Development

[wart57]

If you were Mel Gibson you could finish your e-mails with a request for oral sex....

this is the 281st time you've lied

You are a very inisightful and intelligent poster.

282.

[StatmanCrothers]

I generally use this old nugget.

be ever vigilant as powers great and small plot your demise,
lest we lose the privelege of basking in your mere existence,
your most humble servant despite your frank disdain,
sincerely,

Statte-man Caruthers

[heyzeus]

[sighyoung]

May the horse be with you? A dude's libel to get his ass kicked closing a business email with that 'round here.

I guess "Cuddles and a thrust in the pooper" is too informal?

[Leroy]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... lown1.html