Pujols5 opens today?

Post by **planet planet** » August 29 06, 3:40 pm

Gut bustin stuff, guys!

Mango mang fruit salad

vnmn23 · Post by **vnmn23** » August 29 06, 3:41 pm

Sidney Ponson's pumpkin pie

docellis · Post by **docellis** » August 29 06, 3:44 pm

Yadier Molina's Escargot

(get it?)

JL21 · Post by **JL21** » August 29 06, 3:44 pm

The J.D. Drew*

*Available only on Tuesdays and Saturdays

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » August 29 06, 3:49 pm

RC21 wrote:The J.D. Drew*

*Available only on Tuesdays and Saturdays

Take a bow.

Popeye_Card · Post by **Popeye_Card** » August 29 06, 3:50 pm

The Jim Edmonds comes with a desert that's $10 extra. Or you can pay $3 to not have it. Either way, the waiter will keep coming back to your table asking you if you've made up your mind yet if you want the desert or not.

--P--

JL21 · Post by **JL21** » August 29 06, 3:51 pm

The Don Denkinger.

Just like the Jason Isringhausen, but the waiter stabs you during dessert instead of punching you at the end of dinner.

JL21 · Post by **JL21** » August 29 06, 3:53 pm

The Jose Oquendo Paella.

Is that fish in there? Chicken? Pork? Beef? Lobster or shrimp? Who knows?!?!

docellis · Post by **docellis** » August 29 06, 3:53 pm

Someone needs to forward this thread to Hanon or Pujols agent or somebody. This is hilarious.

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » August 29 06, 3:54 pm

The Enos Slaughter...I'd better stop right there.