Ask [formerly (formerly)] jim

[TimeForGuinness]

Dear jim,

Screwball, curveball, or highball?

Signed,
bleacher booze

[M1IRONMIKE]

dear ratty jim,

i was an indian ball god in 1979....why am i not a millionaire? Did I have the wrong agent?

signed
still waiting for my big break

[Hudler]

Dear jim,

I'm asking this for a "friend".

Where is the best place to get rid of a hooker that may be, or may not be, dead? Hypothetically.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

You may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat, you may have killed her when you hit her with the stool ... I don't know, I'm not a doctor. But I'll tell you what didn't kill her ... smoking.

[st.lewis11]

Dear jim,

I'm asking this for a "friend".

Where is the best place to get rid of a hooker that may be, or may not be, dead? Hypothetically.

I think Leroy has experience in getting rid of bodies.

[Freed Roger]

Dear (formerly) jim,

Always have been a night owl. I can wake up early when a) I have to, and b) I want to.

So I should wake up about 5:45AM regularly to get on a pre-work excercise routine. Something I don't have to or want to do.

How? (and please don't call me a pansy)

Freed

[Lazarus 3.5]

Dear formerly-jim,
How do I wish everyone a Happy Birthday without putting them in individually wrapped wishings?
I am Basically a lazy bastard, but feel bad when I don't participate in the festivities, as I feel everyone is special to me.
Will you wish them well for me as individuals or designate someone to do this?
Laz is a derivative of lazy

[Hungary Jack]

Dear Jim,

Why do most things taste like chicken?

[Lazarus 3.5]

Dear Jim,

Why do most things taste like chicken?

Sorry to jump in, but if they tasted like s hit, we would all be dead! Most of us anyway.

[lukethedrifter]

Dear Jim;

Should I have kids or not? I want to, but I also don't want to give up, you know, everything that's awesome about life.

Gave up.