one of my brothers has mentioned that eat loudly, or can eat loudly, and frnakly it's made me very self-conscious...so i blame him...i mean, anymore i feel like i have to eat like larry david when he's in that theater trying to eat popcorn...
im SO SORRY that my eating, which i need to live, is causing you turmoil...GET OVER IT, THIS AMERICA DAMMIT!
The Sound of Eating
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Bo Hart
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Re: The Sound of Eating
The people that are replying: do you understand that she does (for the most part), keep her mouth shut when she's eating? It's not that she's rude or obnoxious, it's just that she's loud. It's as if she generates more force with her jaws than the average person would. I just want to make sure we're all on the same page here, so that we can maximize our cynicism.
It's tough for me to determine if she really is louder than most people, or if her chewing is just amplified as a result of me being with her all the time.
It's tough for me to determine if she really is louder than most people, or if her chewing is just amplified as a result of me being with her all the time.
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Re: The Sound of Eating
My pops is in that same boat- he makes way too much noise when he eats, but his mouth is shut. A lot of the time, it's because he eats his food when it's too hot, which generates more saliva, which makes more noise.Kyle wrote:The people that are replying: do you understand that she does (for the most part), keep her mouth shut when she's eating? It's not that she's rude or obnoxious, it's just that she's loud. It's as if she generates more force with her jaws than the average person would. I just want to make sure we're all on the same page here, so that we can maximize our cynicism.
It's tough for me to determine if she really is louder than most people, or if her chewing is just amplified as a result of me being with her all the time.
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Re: The Sound of Eating
i eat with my mouth closed
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Re: The Sound of Eating
Maybe she need to gain weight which will fatten her cheeks up, resulting in more insulation and less sound originating from the oral cavity...
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Jocephus
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i tell you what...from this point on...im eating with my mouth open and as loud as [expletive] possible
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I have never noticed the sound of anyone eating. This must mean there are two type of people. Those who make noises and those who hear noises.
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Maybe it's like people with bad breath that don't notice people with bad breath.docellis wrote:I have never noticed the sound of anyone eating. This must mean there are two type of people. Those who make noises and those who hear noises.
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Re: The Sound of Eating
And those who see dead people. Go away Jack, I'm busy.