What's an "Anicent" rule? Is this the rule that helps people lose weight and get hotter?cardsfansince82 wrote:I was so offended by this that I had to screen cap it and share. I don't even know where to begin.
The Official WTF Thread
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C. Johny
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docellis
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I assume the ancient rule is puking. A lot.
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Just the idea that people might actually believe it's physically possible to lose 41 pounds in 3 week (sic) offends me. Anicent rule indeed.
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The ancient rule is paying an unemployed hollywood actor to fill in for you.
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My head asplode. Two typos in a paid ad. The obviously different girl in the "after" picture. The notion that one "anicent" secret lets you lose 40+ pounds in 3 weeks. I wish I could quit you, internet.
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Is it even possible to up your body fat +21% in 3 weeks without inducing some sort of siezure or cardiac arrest?
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Sutter'sBeard
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The internet has 100 fold increased the number of douches out there whose lone goal is to f*** people for money.
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That anicent rule is embaress.
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C. Johny
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Ssshhh, dude that's the ancient secret. Siezures and Heart Attacks! Anyone want to try?cards2468 wrote:Is it even possible to up your body fat +21% in 3 weeks without inducing some sort of siezure or cardiac arrest?
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Those crazy Brits
A man plotted to kill his adoptive parents with the help of a friend he met on the internet, a court has heard.
Christopher Monks, 24, wanted Shaun Skarnes to murder his parents Christopher and Elizabeth Monks while they slept and then perform an extreme sex act on him, Preston Crown Court was told.
The bisexual pair are alleged to have hatched the plot after meeting on an internet site about "Furries" ? people who pretend to be animal characters and share sexual role-playing fantasies.
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[Prosecutor Dennis Watson] said Monks had talked about his sexual desire for his penis to be bitten off in online chatroom discussions.
He told the jury: "It may seem extreme that he wanted his penis bitten off, but there is ample evidence from websites he visited and conversations with Shaun Skarnes that this was a deeply held interest and one he found sexually stimulating.
"It seems that Skarnes was to receive no money for killing Mr and Mrs Monks but the prospect of biting off Monks' penis."