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People not being awake at 2am

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WTF

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abc

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My night is just getting started.

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I don't think I'm that drunk, but the room spins when I lay down, so I'm up for now.

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A bartender wants me to come meet her when she gets off. I'm trying to decide whether to go or not.

Pros:
No effort required.
She has a fantastic body.
Wearing a Mrs. Claus outfit that only covers about 1/3 of her ass.

Cons:
I've only known her for about 1 hour.

That's what they make condoms for, right?

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Don't tell me I'm not awake!

You try putting together a newscast on Christmas Eve when NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

Suck it.

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I'm up working as well. I'm finally on the brink of finishing this wedding.

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cardsfansince82 wrote:A bartender wants me to come meet her when she gets off. I'm trying to decide whether to go or not.

Pros:
No effort required.
She has a fantastic body.
Wearing a Mrs. Claus outfit that only covers about 1/3 of her ass.

Cons:
I've only known her for about 1 hour.

That's what they make condoms for, right?
Please tell me you went to meet her.

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stlouie_lipp wrote:
cardsfansince82 wrote:A bartender wants me to come meet her when she gets off. I'm trying to decide whether to go or not.

Pros:
No effort required.
She has a fantastic body.
Wearing a Mrs. Claus outfit that only covers about 1/3 of her ass.

Cons:
I've only known her for about 1 hour.

That's what they make condoms for, right?
Please tell me you went to meet her.
Yes, this. Now please tell us the details.

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stlouie_lipp wrote: Please tell me you went to meet her.
Yeah, that was a pretty easy decision.

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