Was looking some other stuff up and came across these tonight:
Salsa F****d
This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa [expletive]."
Jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.
I know, we got Salsa F****d.
screwvenir
anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.
Thanksgiving pants
Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.
