Hello. Maybe you should die. Like right now.

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

I swear if someone did something like this to my grandma or if either of my parents ever end up in a nursing home--I swear to god I would go to jail for murder.

How in the world this dad can be so calm is beyond me. I'd have killed this guy by now.

http://www.katv.com/news/stories/1208/574517.html

[Hungary Jack]

I was hoping I'd get a rise out of someone.

Sounds like you're the one looking to get a rise out of yourself.

I do enjoy my own company.

If you wear tight-whities, you get to see a replica of Mt. Fuji.