I am the biggest dork you will ever (not) meet

[docellis]

Unless he was being ironic when he called you "hott" and said "lol" then you gave your number to a douche bag.

They are drawn to me like moths to a flame

[Cronos]

I'm learning from GRB and multiple outside sources that I really need texts for my phone. I'm missing out on a lot of good moments without them.

[Arthur Dent]

I'm learning from GRB and multiple outside sources that I really need texts for my phone. I'm missing out on a lot of good moments without them.

With great power comes great responsibility.

[Cronos]

I'm learning from GRB and multiple outside sources that I really need texts for my phone. I'm missing out on a lot of good moments without them.

With great power comes great responsibility.

With great power comes great [expletive], or so I've been told.

[Cronos]

You people fricking suck. I know I have nothing to supplement "my life" but come onnnn..

How are we supposed to provide more evidence that doc is the greatest dork of all time??

[sighyoung]

Should I go out with this guy?

Edit: Going out with him would test my drunk selfs abiltiy to pick out men better than my sober self. It could be a grand failure.

Get drunk first, and see if you remember him. If not, why bother--even alcohol couldn't raise the guy's stock.

I said yes. I just don't think I'd give my number to a total douchebag. Oh wait a minute...

Anyway, only two major red flags.
1. He said I was "hott". That extra "t" scares me.
2. He added "lol" a bit often.

So, we are going to explore some caves at midnight tomorrow.

Spelunking can be fun. "Hott" scares me, too, but I don't think troglodytes use extra t's.

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Jimmy Castor Bunch seems to have a lot to say about this.

[haltz]

I think if you invite someone you don't know very well to have a meal with you, it's just polite to try and pay. Business, personal, whatever. Right?

[JCShutout]

I think if you invite someone you don't know very well to have a meal with you, it's just polite to try and pay. Business, personal, whatever. Right?

Maybe. It probably depends on the circumstances. I don't see it as one side inviting the other along as much as a mutual interest in getting together.

[haltz]

Mutual interest is great, otherwise you'd need a gun. But that doesn't mean that it's polite to ask someone to come to a specific restaurant on a specific night (or whatever) and expect them to pay for it. Maybe it is, I'm not really sure. I wouldn't be comfortable not offering at least.

[JCShutout]

Mutual interest is great, otherwise you'd need a gun. But that doesn't mean that it's polite to ask someone to come to a specific restaurant on a specific night (or whatever) and expect them to pay for it. Maybe it is, I'm not really sure. I wouldn't be comfortable not offering at least.

Maybe that's the different. Unless I know the person fairly well, I never do the traditional dinner date at a restaurant. I've cooked on early dates, and of course paid for everything then, but restaurants usually come later.

When women have cooked for me I've never felt obliged to pay them back for any of it, although I do bring something (wine etc.)