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Arthur Dent wrote:People are nostalgic about this show?

I don't really remember the show. I remember the toys a little bit but mostly I was just being random.

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docellis wrote:Should I go out with this guy?

Edit: Going out with him would test my drunk selfs abiltiy to pick out men better than my sober self. It could be a grand failure.
Definately. At the least you'll have a good laugh. Just make it a public place mid day just in case.

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So this would be like a blind date arranged by your drunk selves.

If he offers you something called substance-D, don't take it.

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docellis wrote:
GatewaySnayke wrote:Do you ever see yourself as someone who could be on "Real Housewives of..."
no. I've never seen that show but I don't intend to become a wife, the house type or any other type so I don't see myself relating to them.
Haha, OK, but you should watch it though. You're exhibiting cougar-like behavior and that's really all they are.

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GatewaySnayke wrote:
docellis wrote:
GatewaySnayke wrote:Do you ever see yourself as someone who could be on "Real Housewives of..."
no. I've never seen that show but I don't intend to become a wife, the house type or any other type so I don't see myself relating to them.
Haha, OK, but you should watch it though. You're exhibiting cougar-like behavior and that's really all they are.

Doesn't a cougar have to be in her late 30's and the guy much younger? Granted I have no idea how old this guy is but I am not in my late 30s.

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docellis wrote:
GatewaySnayke wrote:
docellis wrote:
GatewaySnayke wrote:Do you ever see yourself as someone who could be on "Real Housewives of..."
no. I've never seen that show but I don't intend to become a wife, the house type or any other type so I don't see myself relating to them.
Haha, OK, but you should watch it though. You're exhibiting cougar-like behavior and that's really all they are.

Doesn't a cougar have to be in her late 30's and the guy much younger? Granted I have no idea how old this guy is but I am not in my late 30s.
How old are you? I'd guess 35.

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thrill wrote: How old are you? I'd guess 35.
I'm younger than that.

I really hate that term though.

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a/s/l ?

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You should go, definitely go. It would/could be fun instead of possibly being a failure. Plus you can see if he offers to pay for your dinner. I still can't believe guys don't even offer to pay and let you pay for your own dinner, blew me away. But go and report back.

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docellis wrote:Doesn't a cougar have to be in her late 30's and the guy much younger? Granted I have no idea how old this guy is but I am not in my late 30s.
You're Juan Encarnacion's age, right?

Right now you're not a cougar per se, but telling a guy to come work on your house is something a cougar might do. That or it has the makings of a solid gonzo porn script.

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