RANT: Frozen Dong Syndrome

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Bo Hart
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Re: RANT: Frozen Dong Syndrome

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Alright, I'm about to embark on another bike ride. This time, I'll use a little more insulation.

Will post an update if it freezes again. Or if it falls off.

And clement, I'm positive it was a result of the cold. I don't have an STD or something, if that's what you're suggesting. This is the only time there has ever been pain, and the pain was directly correlated to the time of the bike ride / being out in the cold.

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Re: RANT: Frozen Dong Syndrome

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Sock that [expletive]. Thermal sock.

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After going through something that traumatic, why in the hell would you do it again??

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ilstu24 wrote:After going through something that traumatic, why in the hell would you do it again??
Kyle is a masochist, obv.

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Re: RANT: Frozen Dong Syndrome

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I'd contact Dairy Queen. They could pour chocolate on it and phase out the original frozen banana.

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Re: RANT: Frozen Dong Syndrome

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thrill wrote:Sock that [expletive]. Thermal sock.
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Re: RANT: Frozen Dong Syndrome

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If you're sitting on a frozen bike seat that's pressing on the nerve and blood supply you're gonna have problems.

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