RANT: Frozen Dong Syndrome

[clement]

I don't wanna rain on the fun parade... but I'm wondering if maybe you should ask a doctor about that? Are you sure it was just a case of being too cold?

[cardsfansince82]

This is one thread that doesn't require the "RANT" clarification.

[docellis]

I'm going to knit penis cozies for all the guys I know as xmas presents.

[Spider John]

[st.lewis11]

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Make sure mine is XXX-Large.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

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[sighyoung]

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Here's a pattern you can use:

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[Cronos]

I'm going to knit penis cozies for all the guys I know as xmas presents.

I'd pay money for that.

[MrSaigon]

I was hoping to read about some of the inflation problems in Vietnam, and some actions that have been taken with their monetary "unit".

So many jokes that don't even need to be told when a country calls their money the Dong.

[Bo Hart]

Alright, I'm about to embark on another bike ride. This time, I'll use a little more insulation.

Will post an update if it freezes again. Or if it falls off.

And clement, I'm positive it was a result of the cold. I don't have an STD or something, if that's what you're suggesting. This is the only time there has ever been pain, and the pain was directly correlated to the time of the bike ride / being out in the cold.