My portable DVD player and a total moron
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UK wrote:End all ties with him, suck it up as a learning experience, and buy a new one.
I assume you don't have anything that might even be a remote possibility of being his?
He left a tiny, plastic $5 fan here when he watched my dogs. He, of course, demanded that I return that in exchange for the DVD player. I've never even used it but I'm happy to return it.
My mom said I am too blame for this because, consciously or not, I was using him. She said "You don't like him! You shouldn't have gone to see that band with him!"
I think she is partly right. But the other part was just hoping he could enjoy a band and act normal.
I definitely give people too many chances.
He just called and said he'd be back in an hour and he'd run it out to the parking lot then. And asked me not to forget his little fan.
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dating games are such fun.
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You wrote off most GRB posters because of soy sauce.docellis wrote: I definitely give people too many chances.
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Doc, I'm with Haltz on this. This guy sounds like he could become a real problem.haltz wrote:If he's that needy and has a temper it might not be worth it. This is the formula that ends in a restraining order.
My sister just dealt with a guy like this, and it can get ugly in a hurry.
The naked man. Works two out of three times.InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
She calls sometime and wants the DVD player back, he tells her to come over and get it. She shows up and he's standing in the living room naked and she can't resist him.
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This is by far the most interesting thread I've ever read....I think. I like how you all pschoanalyze this guy based on a few sentences/actions when he was possibly/likely f-ed up.
/no, i'm not giving the damned dvd player back
/no, i'm not giving the damned dvd player back
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Re: My portable DVD player and a total moron
AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:This is by far the most interesting thread I've ever read....I think. I like how you all pschoanalyze this guy based on a few sentences/actions when he was possibly/likely f-ed up.
/no, i'm not giving the damned dvd player back
He didn't have anything to drink that night.
I, on the other hand, tried every single flavored vodka on display behind the bar. They had every single flavor I have ever seen.
I got my DVD player back!
Edit to add: It wasn't a few sentences anyway. It was 2 or 3 hours at the bar repeating the same thing. Then it was the entire ride home. Then it was phone calls, then he showed back up. All to repeat the same sentiment over and over again. But it doesn't matter, it is over now.
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good.
if you didn't, i woulda been pissed, even though i have no rational reason to be...
if you didn't, i woulda been pissed, even though i have no rational reason to be...
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Re: My portable DVD player and a total moron
[quote="Spider John"]
Doc, I'm with Haltz on this. This guy sounds like he could become a real problem.
I'm not going to lie, I am a little concerned. But I don't want to live a scaredy cat life either. I am thinking of getting an alarm though.
Doc, I'm with Haltz on this. This guy sounds like he could become a real problem.
I'm not going to lie, I am a little concerned. But I don't want to live a scaredy cat life either. I am thinking of getting an alarm though.
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docellis wrote:AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:This is by far the most interesting thread I've ever read....I think. I like how you all pschoanalyze this guy based on a few sentences/actions when he was possibly/likely f-ed up.
/no, i'm not giving the damned dvd player back
He didn't have anything to drink that night.
I, on the other hand, tried every single flavored vodka on display behind the bar. They had every single flavor I have ever seen.
I got my DVD player back!
Edit to add: It wasn't a few sentences anyway. It was 2 or 3 hours at the bar repeating the same thing. Then it was the entire ride home. Then it was phone calls, then he showed back up. All to repeat the same sentiment over and over again. But it doesn't matter, it is over now.


