My portable DVD player and a total moron

[Leroy]

Why don't you like him? I don't understand.

[tothebeach08]

Is this the same guy that has never been turned down for sex?

He probably broke it when he was curled up with it in bed. Or his tears of rejection shorted it out. Either way it's toast.

It's probably worth it to forget it so you don't have to deal with him anymore.

You should always lock your door. I can't believe someone would just open the door and come in. If he hadn't already, he sealed his fate with that.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

Call him up really late some night, like a booty call. Ask him to bring the DVD player and say that you're really lonely or something. He'll bring it because he'll think he's being rewarded with sex. You get the DVD player and tell him to leave because you're tired.

[haltz]

Well then tell him stop stop being such a [expletive] and you'll be by tomorrow to pick it up. Otherwise he has to deal with your dad.

[docellis]

It's probably worth it to forget it so you don't have to deal with him anymore.

I know. I had only had it a few weeks before I lent it to him. But it was only $115 or so. It would probably be easier on my sanity to just let him keep it.

Ice, I'm not interested in this guy ever being in my DRIVEWAY again. I want to be handed my dvd player while I am in my car and I want to never see him again. Especially not on my own property.

I can't let my dad deal with him. My dad has a temper and this douchebag has a temper and all I need is my 54 year old dad having a heart attack or getting injured. I'd never forgive myself.

I guess my solution is going to be if he really refuses to give it back to me today then I am just going to write it off in the "learn your lesson, don't date douchebags" file.

[Leroy]

Why aren't you responding to my posts? Aren't they good enough? Seriously, why?

[InvincibleCakeEater]

GRB posse time? I'm going to be in STL in 3 weeks.

[JCShutout]

I'll need his address and $70 and you'll get your dvd player back, as well as a few DVDs.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

We could probably get your DVD player back and a new TV and other things to boot.

[tothebeach08]

I'll need his address and $70 and you'll get your dvd player back, as well as a few DVDs.

$70!!!! Come on we're supposed to be like one big happy family here. You guys need to find him and get it back for her. He sounds like a clingy pain, your way to strong for a guy like that Doc.

I agree, keep your Dad out of it. See now I'm getting pissed about this, the more I think about it the more angry I'm getting.