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omaha_red wrote:
Fat_Bulldog wrote:I don't rake my leaves either.

I let them blow into my neighbors yard and then have a bbq and drink beer while I watch my neighbor rake his yard.

apparentely everyone in america does this but me.. bastards
Move to Afghanistan or Pluto for all I care.

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I asked my fiance if she had a rake, so I could rake her backyard. She said, why? You don't have to rake, just mow it and it will be fine.

I love her. :D

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Fat_Bulldog wrote:
omaha_red wrote:
Fat_Bulldog wrote:I don't rake my leaves either.

I let them blow into my neighbors yard and then have a bbq and drink beer while I watch my neighbor rake his yard.

apparentely everyone in america does this but me.. bastards
Move to Afghanistan or Pluto for all I care.
maybe i will

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phinstd wrote:I asked my fiance if she had a rake, so I could rake her backyard. She said, why? You don't have to rake, just mow it and it will be fine.

I love her. :D
Are you sure that her offer to mow the grass wasn't an offer for a reward after asking to rake her yard?

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JL21 wrote:
phinstd wrote:I asked my fiance if she had a rake, so I could rake her backyard. She said, why? You don't have to rake, just mow it and it will be fine.

I love her. :D
Are you sure that her offer to mow the grass wasn't an offer for a reward after asking to rake her yard?
I don't have that steady of hands. I'm like a kid on Christmas morning in that area...

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phinstd wrote: I don't have that steady of hands. I'm like a kid on Christmas morning in that area...
Heh... good point.

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phinstd wrote:
JL21 wrote:
phinstd wrote:I asked my fiance if she had a rake, so I could rake her backyard. She said, why? You don't have to rake, just mow it and it will be fine.

I love her. :D
Are you sure that her offer to mow the grass wasn't an offer for a reward after asking to rake her yard?
I don't have that steady of hands. I'm like a kid on Christmas morning in that area...
You tear into it and rip it?

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Fat_Bulldog wrote:
phinstd wrote:
JL21 wrote:
phinstd wrote:I asked my fiance if she had a rake, so I could rake her backyard. She said, why? You don't have to rake, just mow it and it will be fine.

I love her. :D
Are you sure that her offer to mow the grass wasn't an offer for a reward after asking to rake her yard?
I don't have that steady of hands. I'm like a kid on Christmas morning in that area...
You tear into it and rip it?
Must. Not. Respond.

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people who don't rake their [expletive] yards
Can't stand people who use leaf blowers for on their [expletive] yards. Taking care of my sick kid home today, and we get to hear a [expletive] leaf blower. [expletive] you leaf blowers. A noise that loud should be reserved for essential events - house demolition, concerts, good parties, sporting events, pile driving, jackhammering and road construction, and perhaps sex -but NOT NOT NOT for something so petty as getting leaves out of your #@$uckin yard.

It would only take you 10 minutes longer to rake those [expletive] leaves you lazy ares.
$%%$^!noise pollution

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When did omaha become such a dad? What kind of rant is this?

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