Bad photo editor? Bad photographer? Ugly product? (NSFW)

[ThatGuy]

Oh, I'm not pushing Jessica Biel, but a new aesthetic in underwear modeling.

[sighyoung]

Oh, I'm not pushing Jessica Biel, but a new aesthetic in underwear modeling.

Thanks.

[Maclowery]

I'm a picky bastard and I love my tall thin and/or athletic brunettes, and Biel's body, hair, and face are pretty much the exact definition of what I think is supreme. Adriana Lima is also phenomenal, but she always looks pouty, snobby, or skanky with her facial expressions in her pictures. Compare her VS pictures to Alessandra Ambrosio, who is always happy-looking, playful, or generally the opposite of Lima.

Anyway all three are pretty much flawless physical specimens. I'm just really big on what I explain to girls as "Smiling eyes" - women that just look like they're happy are on a different level than the women just trying to look hot. This applies to when I'm looking at VS circulars or women in bars whom I don't plan on talking to, but will freely comment to my friends on.

Sorry for the derail!

[InvincibleCakeEater]

I'm a picky bastard and I love my tall thin and/or athletic brunettes, and Biel's body, hair, and face are pretty much the exact definition of what I think is supreme. Adriana Lima is also phenomenal, but she always looks pouty, snobby, or skanky with her facial expressions in her pictures. Compare her VS pictures to Alessandra Ambrosio, who is always happy-looking, playful, or generally the opposite of Lima.

Anyway all three are pretty much flawless physical specimens. I'm just really big on what I explain to girls as "Smiling eyes" - women that just look like they're happy are on a different level than the women just trying to look hot. This applies to when I'm looking at VS circulars or women in bars whom I don't plan on talking to, but will freely comment to my friends on.

Sorry for the derail!

Just makes me wanna [expletive] her harder.

[thrill]

I'm a picky bastard and I love my tall thin and/or athletic brunettes, and Biel's body, hair, and face are pretty much the exact definition of what I think is supreme. Adriana Lima is also phenomenal, but she always looks pouty, snobby, or skanky with her facial expressions in her pictures. Compare her VS pictures to Alessandra Ambrosio, who is always happy-looking, playful, or generally the opposite of Lima.

Anyway all three are pretty much flawless physical specimens. I'm just really big on what I explain to girls as "Smiling eyes" - women that just look like they're happy are on a different level than the women just trying to look hot. This applies to when I'm looking at VS circulars or women in bars whom I don't plan on talking to, but will freely comment to my friends on.

Sorry for the derail!

Just makes me wanna [expletive] her harder.

Exactly. That is a girl who's hair I want to pull.

[Maclowery]

A good point. Alessandra is someone I would want to take to the park and make out with. Adriana is someone I'd want to break furniture and lamps and table settings with. Biel is the whole package.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

A good point. Alessandra is someone I would want to take to the park and make out with. Adriana is someone I'd want to break furniture and lamps and table settings with. Biel is the whole package.

Biel looks like some chick you'd see at about any club in America. She's gonna be Kirstie Alley in 20 years. Chick's gonna balloon.

[G. Keenan]

A good point. Alessandra is someone I would want to take to the park and make out with. Adriana is someone I'd want to break furniture and lamps and table settings with. Biel is the whole package.

Biel looks like some chick you'd see at about any club in America. She's gonna be Kirstie Alley in 20 years. Chick's gonna balloon.

Wow. Just wow.

[Popeye_Card]

A good point. Alessandra is someone I would want to take to the park and make out with. Adriana is someone I'd want to break furniture and lamps and table settings with. Biel is the whole package.

Biel looks like some chick you'd see at about any club in America. She's gonna be Kirstie Alley in 20 years. Chick's gonna balloon.

Wow. Just wow.

I'm buying low on Kirstie Alley's junk bond status. She's going to get a bailout in the form of gastric bypass surgery, and guess who's going to be sitting pretty--this guy.

[sighyoung]

A good point. Alessandra is someone I would want to take to the park and make out with. Adriana is someone I'd want to break furniture and lamps and table settings with. Biel is the whole package.

Biel looks like some chick you'd see at about any club in America. She's gonna be Kirstie Alley in 20 years. Chick's gonna balloon.

Wow. Just wow.

I'm buying low on Kirstie Alley's junk bond status. She's going to get a bailout in the form of gastric bypass surgery, and guess who's going to be sitting pretty--this guy.

Ask her to give you an "L. Ron Hubbard."